Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sean Hannity jumps through his "Ask Palin if she is going to run for President" hoops for a Fox News dog biscuit but Sarah Palin's wig refuses to take the questions seriously.

I am reasonably confident that some of Palin's answers were in English because I recognized the language. Besides that I think I saw her clench her jaw and spit, which means she must have mentioned Obama's name.

But to be honest I was completely distracted by that thing on her head. (And by the way her fright wig forgot to turn off its cell phone which rang twice during the interview. How rude!)

I am not sure if she spent the last few weeks smashing all of the mirrors in her house and could not see how she looked, or if her handlers just tossed the wig on her head from a distance because she's started biting again. But whatever the explanation she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

This was Palin's hair on September 13, 2011.
Sarah Palin sporting the Bachmann wig for serious politicos
And this is her, well let's call it "hair," yesterday September 20, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the road kill she backed over on her way to getting a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Well it is good to see that the release of Joe and Levi's books have not impacted Snowdrift Snooki's mental health in any way. Jesus!

Friday, September 16, 2011

WTF Food of a Chinese Walmart

We've all seen the wonderful WTF America pictures of the under & over dressed, obese, skinny and intoxicated People of Walmart:



Well, once again, not to be outdone in World Wide What The F@ckology (W.W.W.T.F.)©, we have now discovered yet another MAXIMUS WTFIMUS contender in this new photo essay entitled WTF Food of a Chinese Walmart (NSFL):




See also: Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

Thursday, September 8, 2011

WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School



In today's WTF China Daily News, it has been reported that many people in Beijing, Shanghai and other Chinese cities have become quite concerned about a small privately run nursery school named "Readers" located in Zhengzhou. This small school has recently introduced a new kind of sex education class with "live versions of dolls" or toy dolls which include complete replicas of human reproductive organs.

On Saturday, September 3rd the below news video was broadcast on China's CNS TV:



The owner of the school claims that most of their sex education classes are "custom made, and others from some of the children's parents."

Also China's Ten Cent News , a subsidiary of Japan's 3Yen Daily News Organization, recently reported the following dialogue heard from within the "Readers" pedobear training center nursery school:

Hou teacher asked: "So how did you go into the womb of it?"

Girl Momo answer in a show of hands: "father's sperm to find the mother's egg, and then I had planted in the womb!"

"Her answer was right?"

"Right!"

"Well, that is how sperm find the egg it, come join us to do a finger exercise it!"



See also:

Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

How to Become A Pedobear

Monday, September 5, 2011

New Japanese Bukkake Doll "Aya Aya"

From the land of fake idols and fake bartenders pouring fake drinks with fake ice, very soon from now Daiki Industries ダイキ工業 will be offering an all-new 'fake girlfriend' bukkake doll complete with its very own fake cum!


Yes folks, you read that right as Daiki's upcumming "Toushirou Original Bukkake Figurine" will soon be added to their lineup of corpulent miniature sex dolls adult mini figurines.

This new adult toy is named "Aya Aya" and is very similar to the previously-released figurine named "Aya Alley" pictured right in the blue bikini. However, "Aya Aya" comes with a plastic syringe and a container of spunk "scary white gel." It's overall height is about seven inches and will go on sale next January for a price of 10,290 yen or about 133 dollars. Below is a NSFW demonstration video of how to play with abuse Aya Aya:



See also: WTF Japanese Milk Commercial #2

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Japanese Panties: Men's Disposable Briefs

Japan's seemingly endless obsession with panties has always been a very hot topic of discussion amongst foreigners and many Japanese folks as well. In 2007, a Japanese man in Osaka was arrested for stealing over 2000 pairs of women's lingerie:

'Maeyasu Kawamura, 60, was indicted for theft on Friday, police in Osaka prefecture, western Japan, said...Kawamura has confessed to stealing the items, which included a wedding dress. “He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women’s clothes,” a police spokesman said. “He seemed to like the smell.” No further details were available.'


Last year a popular Japanese Daily News Website reported on the launch of the very famous パンチラ時計 - Panchira Watch site which features a new photo of another Japanese schoolgirl cheerfully revealing her panties every minute. Panchira Watch now ranks as the third most visited site in Japan and the 37th worldwide in the Alexa web rankings.







Also, legend has it that the infamous Japanese schoolgirl used panty machines were originally started back in 1993 in the Chiba prefecture. The machines are hard to find these days, but apparently some "illegal" machines still exist in inner-city porn stores and out in the countryside.



And today, we have discovered yet another new chapter in this ongoing odyssey with these all-new Japanese men's disposable panties:







The Engrish sales poem reads: "We're just a heartbeat away, one touch could make it happen. We can reach the other side if we hold on to the passion."



Additionally, the Japanese text on the label says that these disposables are good for use in sports or on business trips. However, it is highly doubtful that these new trashable skivvies will all be thrown away.



Related:



Sexy Japanese Nuclear Lingerie Fashion Line



TAIWAN GIRLS WEAR PANTIES IN PUBLIC!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Miss Bikini of Chimelong 2011

Earlier this year on April April 28, 2011, the annual Miss Bikini of Chimelong Contest was held in the Chimelong Paradise Water Park in Guangzhou, Guangdong, China. This is a very popular event in Guangzhou and Miss Yun Mi won the first title back in August, 2009:



Miss Bikini of Chimelong 2009 Winners

Yun Mi (L) - Kuang Huali, Yun Mi, & Wang Meng (R)



And, obviously, Miss Mi, Miss Huali, and Miss Meng are very beautiful winners of a Chinese bikini contest. Of the three, my favorite is Miss Meng. But, indeed, they are all very gorgeous models and how anyone could choose just one winner is hard to imagine. In other words, they are so full of fap!



Miss Bikini of Chimelong 2011 So, now we come to this year's Chimelong bikini pageant and if you watch the below video very closely, you'll notice that the contestants look and act in a very different way. Watching this video a couple of times could make one wonder if this year's lineup is "fap" or funny:







See also WTF Chinese Beach Party Dance Video!



Friday, August 26, 2011

Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

In the ongoing battle between WTF Japan and WTF China, we now have discovered another heavyweight contender that is actually half WTF China and half WTF Korea. And in today's catch we feature some very rare, exotic and slimy creatures commonly known as the Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish:







So before you ask "But they're so large and elongated, are you sure they are Chinese?" The answer is that actually, these are Spoon Worms or "Echiura", "Gaebul", "Bottom Feeders" etc. that live in sand or mud in shallow waters and the deep sea. And, obviously, they bear a striking resemblance to the male penis in shape, size, length, girth and color. However, some of the other 'members' of this species become an illuminated bright red and green when fully engorged. «(°__°)»



Now if all of the above was not yet enough WTF for you, today we have a special boner bonus treat WTF as believe it or not...



KOREAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THESE GOD AWFUL WORMS WHILE THEY'RE STILL FUCKING LIVING!!!



Yes, folks, it is all too true and it is officially documented by Jamie Frater as the #1 listing in The Top 15 Most WTF Korean Dishes.



*WARNING* *WARNING* *WARNING* ONCE THE BELOW VIDEO IS SEEN IT CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN:







See also: Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial

Thursday, August 25, 2011

"Sarah Palin had more talent in her little finger than all the stuffed shirt DC Republicans combined!" Most cognitive dissonant defense of the Grizzled Mama ever!

Why is it that when anybody simply asks Sarah Palin questions, or brings up her lack of knowledge about things a leader should know, that it is referred to by these Palin pantie sniffers as a "campaign to destroy Sarah Palin?"

This guy knows absolutely NOTHING about this woman that he claims to admire so much, but he is the perfect example of the male who supports this crazy nutjob because clearly his "little head" is doing the thinking instead of his big head.

And if that was not enough comedy for you, though it should be, check out Palin's recent ghostwritten Facebook post in which she actually tries to give President Obama ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO IN LIBYA! (No, I am NOT kidding!)

The whole thing is pretty ridiculous but I especially like this part where Palin suggests that the White House NOT celebrate the victory over this madman:

First, the White House needs to avoid triumphalism. Gaddafi may be gone, but the fighting may not be complete. As we’ve seen in Kosovo, Bosnia, Iraq, and Afghanistan, we must not celebrate too quickly. There are now mounting concerns that we will see tribal and sectarian fighting in Libya like we saw in Iraq. Let’s hope that is not the case, but it must be prepared for.

Yeah it would be really horrible if the President were a childish nincompoop who dressed up like a warrior, faked flying a jet onto an aircraft carrier, and then had a giant banner put up saying "Mission Accomplished."

But let's face it, THAT is not what Palin is worried about.

She would fucking LOVE IT, if the President were to throw a party in celebration of the Libya victory, and then have the whole thing blow up in his face. 

That would make Klondike Kardashian's day.  Hell it would make her entire week!

She would rub that in his face all over Fox News, all over Facebook, and all over the country in speech, after speech, after speech.

No that is not what she is worried about. What she is concerned with is that it WILL be a victory. And that supporters of the President will then rub that victory in HER face.  You know, for going overseas to India and criticizing our President for "dithering,"and then later having another Facebook post ghostwritten for her demanding that the President "justify our Libyan involvement" to the American people.

Palin is not worried that this will not be a real victory for our President, our military, and our country. She is worried that it WILL be.

And what does that worry reveal about the truth of Sarah Palin's patriotism?

WTF Japanese Milk Commercial #2

From WTF Japan Seriously here is yet another very wild and wacky Japanese TV commercial about milk. But instead of high-end graphics and actual milk itself, this commercial employs some synchronized pop and lock dance moves as well as many incredible acrobatic stunts. Also if you watch closely, you will see the mother engaged in the all-new Japanese sport of split walking :







And in case you're wondering "What is the #1 Japanese Milk Commercial?" Well, here it is:







See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Monday, August 15, 2011

WTF Chinese Beach Party Dance Video!

In case you missed it, and you probably did, recently on Youtube there has been a growing popularity of these wild and funny low-budget, locally-filmed, WTF Chinese dance music videos! Think cheap Bollywood on too much caffeine. Well for this one entitled "Local Swimsuit Dance - (Chinese peasant singer dancing)", the uploader/owner of the video zuoyezhideng claims the following:



"This is a very low budget production for peasants in southwest China. All the dancers in the video are peasant singers. They usually sing funny/flirting/teasing songs to each other, which is a tradition of rural southwest China. A lot of the people in the video have hundreds of Albums and are very popular in rural southwest China."



WARNING: This is a NSFW age-restricted music video which once seen, cannot be unseen:







You can see more of these kind of WTF, funny videos on Zuoyezhideng's Youtube channel.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Japan: 'Plutonium is Not Dangerous' say Scientists

Several years ago in Japan, the Japanese government created the infamous Power Reactor and Nuclear Fuel Development Corporation (PNC). And then the PNC pricks put their shrunken heads together and dreamed up a campaign to promote the Japanese nuclear power industry and show to the Japanese public that plutonium is actually your "friend" and is nothing to really worry about. In this effort they developed a cute little animated character known as Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!:



Japanese Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!



This character was included in several Japanese TV spots and quickly caught the attention and harsh criticism from world-wide press and プルト君 (Puruto-kun) disappeared overnight. But now, believe it or not, the Japanese nuke pukes have advanced their twisted, WTF pro-plutonium agenda and instead of employing a cute cartoon character they now employ real Japanese "scientists" who basically state that Plutonium is not so dangerous:









Someone really should save Japan from the Japanese government. ಠ_ಠ



Japanese Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Model

small iphone hand job case Previously, we made some truly astounding "WTF Japan Forever Alone" discoveries including the new only-in-Japan headpiece that projects your emotions Cats Ears For Communication prototype. We also found the self-comforting, department-store-dummy-shaped forever alone contraption known as a Communication w/ Yourself Invention. And don't forget the amazing do-it-yourself internet fap machine which can only be described as a Virtual Web Sex Joystick Butt Plug which just has to be seen to be believed!



However, today we stumbled upon a Japanese company named Strapya World and it is about to release a "Forever Alone Hand(job) iPhone Case" or どっきりいたずらカバー(ナミの手) or "Dokkiri Hand Case":







In addition to admitting that this hand case is "crazy", Strapya World also says that two kinds of this creepy case will be available: a woman's size and a child's size!?!? Well, after all, Japan is dubiously noted for being the birthplace of Pedobear:



Japan's Hand(job) iPhone Case Forever Alone Ladies and Kid's Models



The Dokkiri Hand Case is being marketed as warm, soft, and cute. This creepy case also comes with a completely synchronized "vibrator mode" which can make it very useful as a portable Forever Alone Fap Device! ©



For more images check out the below slideshow video by ilovepwnageCOM:







O_O

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb

Nowadays it seems that "WTF Japan News" is becoming even stranger than the usual "WTF Japan" entertainment media. Remember back in March when Tokyo's governor Shintaro "Blinky" Ishihara said that the devastating 3-11 earthquake and tsunami were divine punishment for the selfish greed of Japanese people? Well, believe it or not, "Blinky" just dropped another bomb by stating that Japan needs nuclear weapons!

“Japan Must Become a Nuclear Armed Military State” - Governor Shintaro Ishihara via Sankaku Complex



Perhaps he should go to Hiroshima or Nagasaki and try to sell that same pitch! Or maybe he should just watch the below video which features footage from a 1984 NHK documentary about nuclear war:



Music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra as performed by Yo La Tengo

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Japan's Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler: Yoshihiko

So far, in our ongoing research in the name of 'science' and in an effort to explain the inexplicable (i.e. "WTF Japan") below are some of our recent discoveries:

Mutant Sperm … maybe that explains ‘Japan’

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

‘I want to jump into a nuclear reactor…’

How To Be A Stalker in Japan

LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — for real!

Sexy Japanese Nuclear Lingerie Fashion Line

AND...

‘Mysterio’ Japan’s invisible wrestler

Well, just when you think you have seen it all in "WTF Japanese Pro Westling", recently we discovered the very popular Japanese Blow-Up Doll Pro Wrestler "Yoshihiko":



Yoshihiko or ヨシヒコ in Japanese is a member of the Dramatic Dream Team, an Iron Man Heavy Metal Class wrestler and a member of the UWA six man tag team from Japan. Here is more about him:

"Yoshihiko is, DDT Pro Wrestling in the wrestler to compete as a live-in lover . 160cm tall, 3 pound weight (800 grams), favorite actress Bae Doo-na (" air puppet "starring). Muscle Sakai brother was born in Sakai, Yoshihiko (Yoshihiko) that set. Grave digger doll Hell aka Bad Ass Netherlands ("Grave Digger Hell," "American Bad Ass" by The Undertaker things named after, "Netherlands" is "Dutch" from the wife)." Continued...

Mmmmkay...... well, anyway here he is in action: The Top 15 Moves of YOSHIHIKO



And here he is being 'interviewed' on Japanese TV:



«(°__°)»

Saturday, July 30, 2011

How To Be A Stalker in Japan

In Japan, many times "romance" actually begins with the ancient Japanese tradition of stalking. So before you set out on your next land fishing trip, be sure to watch and memorize the below instructional video on How To Be A Stalker in Japan.





WARNING: Beware of the originally spoken English interpreted into Japanese and then translated back again into English subtitles. This may be somewhat confusing.



Lesson #1:







Lesson #2



Lesson #3



Lesson #4



Related: Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

Friday, July 29, 2011

Having run out of theaters willing to show Palin's pathetic propaganda film, now her supporters have taken to showing it in their homes! Can we change the name of the film now?

Yet another hat tip to Azure Ghost, who I imagine NEVER thought her poster would come in this handy!
From the Sea O'Pee (Where else?):

Toni Hagen of Mason City will be hostess for three showings Saturday of a new political film, “The Undefeated,” which promotes former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

The film had its premiere in Pella last month with Palin in attendance.

Hagen, a volunteer with a grassroots effort called Organize4Palin, has an advance copy of the film for private screenings and will be showing it at her home in Mason City at 10 a.m., 2 p.m., and 6 p.m. Saturday.

I can hear Ms. Hagen's pitch now: "This film is the greatest celluloid epic in this, or any other, century.  And if you don't believe me, come over to my house where I will be showing it on a white bed sheet tacked to the wall of my family room."

You know I wonder if the Palin-bots even take the time to stop and think before they put up a post like this?

I mean come on, you people are not even making this challenging for me anymore!

Update: Well now we know why they have to show the film at their teabagging neighborhood block parties.  "The Undefeated" is down 60.5% at the box office this week.

I guess all of that begging and threatening was just NOT enough to get anybody to waste two hours of their precious life watching this steaming pile of moose shit.

Update 2: You know I think Palin might seriously be having a nervous breakdown. Check out this newest tweet:


@BarackObama you're wrong, threatening to throw seniors under the bus because you refuse to prioritize govt spending.Time to #womanup & lead
52 minutes ago via web

Does this lunatic REALLY believe that Obama pays even the slightest bit of attention to her?

You know I wonder if this is the first time that a person's psychotic episode was captured on Twitter?



Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Cumming Soon: Big Tits Zombie TV Show

Remember the Japanese movie Big Tits Dragon: Hot Spring Zombie Vs. Stripper 5 or 巨乳ドラゴン 温泉ゾンビVSストリッパー5 from last year? If not, one look at this NSFW trailer should totally refresh your memory:



With its low, low budget, big huge breasts and overall WTF Japan comic/ironic bent, this movie really makes one very excited about the cumming apocalypse, the cumming awesomeness or just more cumming! Indeed, it's not over yet for this hit cult film directed by Takao Nakano as it is about to become an all new Japanese TV show:





And below is an interview with the popular Japanese AV idol, nude model, mainstream media personality, and the star of the show, Aoi Sora (also known as "Aoi Sola") in her bikini with English subtitles. As if anyone really does actually care WTF she is talking about:

Aoi Sora Hot Bikini Interview





If none of the above still doesn't make any sense, then just watch the first part of the original NSFW movie and it will all soon become 'crystal clear':



See also: Japanese TV Bikini Girls Game Show

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

Just when you thought that you have seen it all before in Japan, along comes yet another WTF image of some Japanese Bikini Girls playing in shit:



Actually the above is some artwork by the well-known contemporary artist Makoto Aida and is entitled "Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003)":

An ephemeral outdoor ceramic piece made with art students and volunteers, Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003), consisted of mounds of coiled, brown clay that simultaneously resembled gigantic feces and the pots left by Japan’s pre-historic Jomon civilization. Intentionally crude, the work was an embrace of failure...

Here is a recent interview with Makoto Aida "Bye-bye Kitty!!!":



See also:

Young Eye Popping Japanese Bikini Girl!

Poop steak, from Japan of course

Friday, July 1, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Last month a Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears was discovered in the town of Namie just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone of Fukushima's crippled reactors. Since then, Namie has been identified as a radiation hot-spot.



Now three baby bunnies with no ears were recently born in China. These rabbits were discovered in Chengkou County, Chongqing Municipality of Southwest China. The earless rabbits have bald heads and gray eyes instead of hairy heads and red eyes. The rabbits' owner Aunt Geng was interviewed yesterday by CCTV:



Reporter: "Did the previous rabbits given birth by the same mother rabbit have ears?"



Aunt Geng: “The previous ones have ears. Only rabbits that were born this time don't.”













See also: Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body