Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

In the ongoing battle between WTF Japan and WTF China, we now have discovered another heavyweight contender that is actually half WTF China and half WTF Korea. And in today's catch we feature some very rare, exotic and slimy creatures commonly known as the Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish:







So before you ask "But they're so large and elongated, are you sure they are Chinese?" The answer is that actually, these are Spoon Worms or "Echiura", "Gaebul", "Bottom Feeders" etc. that live in sand or mud in shallow waters and the deep sea. And, obviously, they bear a striking resemblance to the male penis in shape, size, length, girth and color. However, some of the other 'members' of this species become an illuminated bright red and green when fully engorged. «(°__°)»



Now if all of the above was not yet enough WTF for you, today we have a special boner bonus treat WTF as believe it or not...



KOREAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THESE GOD AWFUL WORMS WHILE THEY'RE STILL FUCKING LIVING!!!



Yes, folks, it is all too true and it is officially documented by Jamie Frater as the #1 listing in The Top 15 Most WTF Korean Dishes.



*WARNING* *WARNING* *WARNING* ONCE THE BELOW VIDEO IS SEEN IT CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN:







See also: Early Japanese Tentacle Sex TV Commercial