Sean Hannity jumps through his "Ask Palin if she is going to run for President" hoops for a Fox News dog biscuit but Sarah Palin's wig refuses to take the questions seriously.

I am reasonably confident that some of Palin's answers were in English because I recognized the language. Besides that I think I saw her clench her jaw and spit, which means she must have mentioned Obama's name.

But to be honest I was completely distracted by that thing on her head. (And by the way her fright wig forgot to turn off its cell phone which rang twice during the interview. How rude!)

I am not sure if she spent the last few weeks smashing all of the mirrors in her house and could not see how she looked, or if her handlers just tossed the wig on her head from a distance because she's started biting again. But whatever the explanation she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

This was Palin's hair on September 13, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the Bachmann wig for serious politicos

And this is her, well let's call it "hair," yesterday September 20, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the road kill she backed over on her way to getting a Crunchwrap Supreme.

Well it is good to see that the release of Joe and Levi's books have not impacted Snowdrift Snooki's mental health in any way. Jesus!

Sarah Palin trots out new serious political pundit image, as illustated by her new serious political pundit wig.

To watch the video just click the picture. Warning, it does take you to a Fox News site so take your Maalox first.

According to Klondike Kardashian now that CNN has hosted this "Tea Party" debate they have moved from "Lamestream" media to the Teabagger ass kissing media, which greatly pleases this insignificant political prick teaser. Good job CNN!

Palin has a favorite new term that she just learned, "Crony Capatalism," which she uses repeatedly during this interview to essentially smear the whole group of GOP candidates at one time or another.

However she really brings out the long knives when Greta mentions Rick Perry, the HPV vaccine, and the suggestion that the reason he went with the program was due to possible payoff from the manufacturer of the drug. Here Palin goes for the jugular and starts throwing charges of, her new favorite term that she just learned about, "Crony Capitalism" all over the place like a Ninja star.

She even compares Perry's decision to make the vaccination semi-mandatory to HER decision, around the same time, to NOT go with the program.  Essentially creating as much space between Rick Perry's policies and hers as possible, which is a complete turnaround to how she described "Governor Good Hair" only  few short months ago. You know BEFORE he threw his Texas sized hat into the ring and rustled all of her Teabagger support away from her.

At the end of this interview Greta asks the question that she is apparently contractually obligated to ask concerning whether or not Palin is still considering throwing her wig hat into the ring to run for President? I almost feel sorry for Greta who appears to be very tired of this dog and pony show, but Palin leaps on the question like a feral Wasillian and implies that she LOVES the fact that by staying out she can still influence the subjects that the OTHER candidates take on, including her favorite new term she just learned about, "Crony Capitalism."

This interview was just as bizarre and full of misinformation, attacks on our President, and barbs thrown at her own party as usual, the only REAL news seems to be that she is now blatantly, and aggressively, attacking Rick Perry, which seems to suggest that the sources who have said she is angry with him for very personal reasons are probably dead on.

Oh and of course the OTHER news from this interview is that whatever was on Palin's head from her LAST interview has clearly escaped and is undoubtedly still at large in the greater Wasilla area.

Residents should remain vigilant!