Sean Hannity jumps through his "Ask Palin if she is going to run for President" hoops for a Fox News dog biscuit but Sarah Palin's wig refuses to take the questions seriously.

I am reasonably confident that some of Palin's answers were in English because I recognized the language. Besides that I think I saw her clench her jaw and spit, which means she must have mentioned Obama's name.

But to be honest I was completely distracted by that thing on her head. (And by the way her fright wig forgot to turn off its cell phone which rang twice during the interview. How rude!)

I am not sure if she spent the last few weeks smashing all of the mirrors in her house and could not see how she looked, or if her handlers just tossed the wig on her head from a distance because she's started biting again. But whatever the explanation she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

This was Palin's hair on September 13, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the Bachmann wig for serious politicos

And this is her, well let's call it "hair," yesterday September 20, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the road kill she backed over on her way to getting a Crunchwrap Supreme.

Well it is good to see that the release of Joe and Levi's books have not impacted Snowdrift Snooki's mental health in any way. Jesus!