The Japanese Government is Destroying Japan

Via AustralianCannonball September 20, 2011

Professor Christopher Busby: "What's happening now as I'm told is that the Japanese government are trucking radioactive material from the Fukushima disaster area where it is contaminated, all over Japan. And even as far south as the south of Japan, we are now getting reports of radioactive material being taken all the way to the south of Japan to be burned."

"Now what possible reason could there be for burning it as far away as that? I'll tell you the reason. It's really quite sinister and horrifying. The reason is this: eventually when these children start to die from leukemia, from other cancers, from heart disease from whatever, their parents are going to want to go into court, they're going to want to sue the Japanese government, and they're going to have to want to say that in order to do that these children were contaminated and that's why they got high levels of cancer. But of course, the only way that they can say that they have got high levels of cancer is to have a control group in an area that's not contaminated. For example, the south of Japan."

"So I believe that the project to take this material and burn it all over Japan is to destroy all of Japan, is to increase the cancer rate in the whole of Japan so that there will be no control group to which you can compare these children in the Fukushima area."



Related: Japanese Government vs Fukushima Citizens on The Right to Live

Tokyo May Have To Be Evacuated

Via Al Jazeera English

"The need to evacuate parts of the sprawling capital of 35 million, may have once seemed an incredible prospect, but some experts say the possibility can no longer be ignored."



See also: Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated

Art Review: "Rex Ray Clowns"

One day a couple years ago, I was clowning around on Bowienet, and as usual, I got a little carried away and then, literally, BLOWN AWAY when I received the below collage as a response from the well-known artist Rex Ray:

And I don't know what it all means "FU", "ForU", "FapU" or whatever, but to be so noted by one of the world's greatest contemporary fine artists, is indeed, quite an honor. Nevertheless, I plan on creating some kind of artistic response soon. So stay tuned!

Anyway, just a couple of days ago, Mr. Ray unveiled a truly stunning new series of paintings entitled "Rex Ray Clowns":



Up until now, this highly acclaimed artist has mostly been known for his prolific fine art work in collage, graphic design, interior design, commercial art and popular entertainment media.

However, this new series marks a significant development in Ray's stellar career and presents a whole new remarkable side of the artist's true talent and incredible vision. What makes this recent launch so appealing is Ray's photorealistic style of painting or Trompe-l'œil which, essentially, brings these cartoon character portraits to life in a kind of surreal "Disneyesque" manner.

At first look, with all of the clowns clustered together on his new Ha Ha Said The Clowns site, some early reviews have said that this new set is "scary" or "evil" in a positive way of course. And, obviously, some of the paintings do depict such human emotions and personifications.

However looking closer at each individual portrait, it is clearly seen that these oils encapsulate many other human expressions of sadness, happiness, silliness, and love. In a very clever style that is not unlike life itself, Ray presents all of these emotions through the use of prominent smiling faces in these caricatures, thus giving us an even higher level of perspective into his true artistic genius.

To read more news about Rex Ray, please visit his official website.

WTF Chinese Pedobear Sex Ed Nursery School

In today's WTF China Daily News, it has been reported that many people in Beijing, Shanghai and other Chinese cities have become quite concerned about a small privately run nursery school named "Readers" located in Zhengzhou. This small school has recently introduced a new kind of sex education class with "live versions of dolls" or toy dolls which include complete replicas of human reproductive organs.

On Saturday, September 3rd the below news video was broadcast on China's CNS TV:



The owner of the school claims that most of their sex education classes are "custom made, and others from some of the children's parents."

Also China's Ten Cent News , a subsidiary of Japan's 3Yen Daily News Organization, recently reported the following dialogue heard from within the "Readers" pedobear training center nursery school:

Hou teacher asked: "So how did you go into the womb of it?"

Girl Momo answer in a show of hands: "father's sperm to find the mother's egg, and then I had planted in the womb!"

"Her answer was right?"

"Right!"

"Well, that is how sperm find the egg it, come join us to do a finger exercise it!"



See also:

Chinese Tentacle Pink Penis Fish

How to Become A Pedobear

China: The Great Wall of Graffiti

These days in China the graffiti/street art scene is booming and becoming quite popular both domestically and throughout the world. In fact, The Great Wall of China itself is being heavily tagged by many of the four million visitors it sees each year. And while many people believe that this is all a relatively new art evolution, the truth is that graffiti in China has had a very significant and colorful history that started long ago before this recent boom.



According to Wikipedia's Graffiti in Asia:



"In China, graffiti began with Mao Zedong in the 1920s who used revolutionary slogans and paintings in public places to galvanise the country's communist revolution. Mao holds the record for the longest piece of graffiti, which contains 4000 characters criticizing his teachers and the state of Chinese society."



And an article from 2003 in the China Daily claims that:



"During the Cultural Revolution, pesky neighbors could be eliminated through accusations posted on a community wall. When Deng Xiaoping made his move for opening and reform, he designated a wall in Beijing where people could freely write their thoughts."



Currently, there are many very talented artists and groups that work together like Beijing's ABS-Crew and Shanghai's Oops Graffiti Crew who are generally designers and illustrators that work for advertising agencies. And the majority of their street art includes cool intricate designs and graphic tags rather than political protests. However, recently the ABS-Crew created a huge stunning mural entitled "Inflation" which clearly is a powerful statement against capitalists:









In December of 2010, many Graffiti Artists Bombed Beijing during an international event called "Meeting the Neighborhood Graffiti Week" in "The More Than + Pop Art Festival." Here is an English news video on that:







See also: King Robbo vs Banksy: "Graffiti Wars"

Finally Reema Told About Her Love

After over two decades in the spotlight,Reema still comes across queries as mundane as “when will you get married?”However,she answers them with enthusiasm of a giddy teen.

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NMA TV: Chinese - Georgetown Basketbrawl News

Fortunately, Word War III did not begin today as the Chinese Aggressors and the Georgetown basketball team made amends for their Basketball brawl the day before. The coaches and team representatives met and exchanged souvenirs and shook hands at the Beijing airport. And as expected and right on time, Taiwan's NMA TV quickly weighed in on yesterday's fiasco between the Georgetown "Diplomat" Hoyas and the Bayi Military Rockets Thugs in another very funny news animation:









At the end of the video a rematch between Georgetown and Bayi is announced, however, according to Georgetown Hoyas Basketball: HoyaSaxa.com the Hoyas will instead play the Liaoning Panpan Dinosaurs on Sunday at the Nike Festival of Sports in Shanghai:



"A change to the schedule for the third game of the series in Shanghai: as might be expected, the return match with the Bayi Army Rockets will not be played. Instead, the Hoyas have scheduled the Liaoning Panpan Dinosaurs."



GO HOYAS!





More news at The Georgetown University Official Athletic Site

China vs Georgetown in "Basketbrawl"

Via The Washington Post August 19



Yesterday in Beijing, during the “China-U.S. Basketball Friendship Match”, a game between the Georgetown Hoyas and the Bayi Military Rockets suddenly exploded into a bench-clearing brawl after a Georgetown player was fouled. This melee included punches, tackles, and even some chair throwing by some of the players.



Also some Chinese spectators threw plastic water bottles at the Hoyas players and fans as the team quickly left the court. There reportedly was another spectator armed with a stanchion who also got involved in the chaos. The heavy-hitting game, which was held at the Olympic Sports Center Stadium court, was tied at 64 with just over nine minutes to go when this happened:









One Chinese doctoral student was quoted by Gene Wang as saying “I can tell the Chinese players provoked the conflict... The [Bayi] basketball players have got a bad habit of revenge on every small, unfair thing in the Chinese Basketball Association. It’s a hooligan’s habit.”



Here is the Chinese news video for last year's brawl between China and Brazil.



Also in today's other mini Beijing brawl, White House reporters covering Vice President Joe Biden were shoved out the exit of the Great Hall of the People by Chinese authorities...



O_O



See also: Chinese 'Kung Fu Fighting' Bicyle Video

Japan: 'Plutonium is Not Dangerous' say Scientists

Several years ago in Japan, the Japanese government created the infamous Power Reactor and Nuclear Fuel Development Corporation (PNC). And then the PNC pricks put their shrunken heads together and dreamed up a campaign to promote the Japanese nuclear power industry and show to the Japanese public that plutonium is actually your "friend" and is nothing to really worry about. In this effort they developed a cute little animated character known as Pluto-kun Your Plutonium Friend!:







This character was included in several Japanese TV spots and quickly caught the attention and harsh criticism from world-wide press and プルト君 (Puruto-kun) disappeared overnight. But now, believe it or not, the Japanese nuke pukes have advanced their twisted, WTF pro-plutonium agenda and instead of employing a cute cartoon character they now employ real Japanese "scientists" who basically state that Plutonium is not so dangerous:









Someone really should save Japan from the Japanese government. ಠ_ಠ

Tokyo's Governor Drops A Nuclear Bomb

Nowadays it seems that "WTF Japan News" is becoming even stranger than the usual "WTF Japan" entertainment media. Remember back in March when Tokyo's governor Shintaro "Blinky" Ishihara said that the devastating 3-11 earthquake and tsunami were divine punishment for the selfish greed of Japanese people? Well, believe it or not, "Blinky" just dropped another bomb by stating that Japan needs nuclear weapons!

“Japan Must Become a Nuclear Armed Military State” - Governor Shintaro Ishihara via Sankaku Complex



Perhaps he should go to Hiroshima or Nagasaki and try to sell that same pitch! Or maybe he should just watch the below video which features footage from a 1984 NHK documentary about nuclear war:



Music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra as performed by Yo La Tengo

Rupert Murdoch tabloid at center of phone hacking scandal in Britian to close down.

It looks like the News of the World, has hacked their last phone.

News International says it is shutting down the News of the World tabloid that is at the center of Britain's phone hacking scandal.

James Murdoch, who heads the newspaper's European operations, says the 168-year-old newspaper will publish its last edition Sunday. The scandal has cost the paper prestige and prompted dozens of companies to pull their ads.

The Rupert Murdoch-owned tabloid is accused of hacking into the cell phone messages of victims ranging from missing schoolgirls to grieving families, celebrities, royals and politicians in a quest for attention-grabbing headlines.

Police say they are examining 4,000 names of people who may have been targeted by the paper.

The Sunday-only newspaper has acknowledged that it hacked into the phones of politicians, celebrities and royal aides, but in recent days the allegations have expanded to take in the phones of missing children, the relatives of terrorist victims and families of soldiers killed in Afghanistan.

Well that is one down, is it too much to hope that Fox News will be next?

I know I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Lady Gaga Profits from "Preying on Japan"

As reported earlier today by the bored certified psychic Taro-san, Lady Gaga has been recently hit with a FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT over the sale of her We Prey On Japan Bracelets:




Via NBC News (Dallas/Fort Worth) Sunday, Jun 26, 2011:

Lady Gaga Sued Over Japan Relief Bracelet Proceeds

"Just before she headlined Saturday night's Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she's been selling for the same cause."

"According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn't exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her "We Pray for Japan" wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami."

[snip]

"Gaga's deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed."

"When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, 'well, some of the money is being retained, but we don't really know how much,'" said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver."



Also, very recently, yet another "psychic revelation" was made by the mystic with this post: LADY GAGA TOPLESS IN TOKYO — now for real!

In addition to being suspected of masterminding the "Prey on Japan" scandal, rumors are now starting to circulate that "Mr. Crystal Bald" is, in fact, Lady Gaga's Gaijin sex slave:

A BIG Announcement...

As I have been mentioning on my twitter and facebook recently I have a big announcement to make. This isn't really related to the blog and I know I don't usually make personal posts on here, but this is big and I am so happy that I just want to tell everyone. So here it goes...

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I'm engaged!!

Yep! Last week my boyfriend 'popped the question' and I said yes, of course ;D

We have been together for nearly 3 years now and have lived together in 3 different countries (UK, Japan & France) - it's all gone so quickly, but I've had an amazing time! I'm so happy and I know we are ready to take the next step in our relationship ♥♥

Unfortunately I don't have pics of the ring yet as it was too big so it had to be re-sized and I forgot to take a picture before hand...to be honest we kind of rushed to the store so it would be done asap! But I will make sure to post pics when I get it back!

Anyway, here are some pics from that day...

He took me to Paris Aquarium, because I love Aquariums.

Then we went for tea at cafe opposite the Eiffel Tower.

But why?!

Because he had done his research!

People claim this cafe has the best macarons in Paris...

...and it's no lie! 

I had: Green Lemon & Basilic, Blackcurrant-violet, Rose, Chocolate & Hazlenut and Salty Buttered Caramel - which was my favourite!!

Then we walked by the Eiffel Tower and along the Seine. 

To THE spot...although I didn't know that.

We went to a bridge that he had found by the Louvre.

It's where couples go to place 'love padlocks' on the bridge.

Sometimes they write their names, initials, a message or even a drawing.

Then they throw the key away into the river. 

Romantic, no?

And that was where he proposed. 

The scenery was gorgeous and the feeling was right.

It was the perfect setting!

Afterward he took me for dinner in Opera at a Japanese restaurant.

It was really tasty!

Then we celebrated with dessert from a patisserie. 

♥ I couldn't have asked for more  ♥

Note: The Intensedebate commenting system I use has died on this post so I lost a lot of the comments you guys sent. I'm sorry~

A BIG Announcement...

As I have been mentioning on my twitter and facebook recently I have a big announcement to make. This isn't really related to the blog and I know I don't usually make personal posts on here, but this is big and I am so happy that I just want to tell everyone. So here it goes...

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I'm engaged!!

Yep! Last week my boyfriend 'popped the question' and I said yes, of course ;D

We have been together for nearly 3 years now and have lived together in 3 different countries (UK, Japan & France) - it's all gone so quickly, but I've had an amazing time! I'm so happy and I know we are ready to take the next step in our relationship ♥♥

Unfortunately I don't have pics of the ring yet as it was too big so it had to be re-sized and I forgot to take a picture before hand...to be honest we kind of rushed to the store so it would be done asap! But I will make sure to post pics when I get it back!

Anyway, here are some pics from that day...

He took me to Paris Aquarium, because I love Aquariums.

Then we went for tea at cafe opposite the Eiffel Tower.

But why?!

Because he had done his research!

People claim this cafe has the best macarons in Paris...

...and it's no lie! 

I had: Green Lemon & Basilic, Blackcurrant-violet, Rose, Chocolate & Hazlenut and Salty Buttered Caramel - which was my favourite!!

Then we walked by the Eiffel Tower and along the Seine. 

To THE spot...although I didn't know that.

We went to a bridge that he had found by the Louvre.

It's where couples go to place 'love padlocks' on the bridge.

Sometimes they write their names, initials, a message or even a drawing.

Then they throw the key away into the river. 

Romantic, no?

And that was where he proposed. 

The scenery was gorgeous and the feeling was right.

It was the perfect setting!

Afterward he took me for dinner in Opera at a Japanese restaurant.

It was really tasty!

Then we celebrated with dessert from a patisserie. 

♥ I couldn't have asked for more  ♥

Note: The Intensedebate commenting system I use has died on this post so I lost a lot of the comments you guys sent. I'm sorry~

Three Earless Rabbits Born in China

Last month a Fukushima Deformed Baby Rabbit w/ No Ears was discovered in the town of Namie just outside the 18-mile exclusion zone of Fukushima's crippled reactors. Since then, Namie has been identified as a radiation hot-spot.



Now three baby bunnies with no ears were recently born in China. These rabbits were discovered in Chengkou County, Chongqing Municipality of Southwest China. The earless rabbits have bald heads and gray eyes instead of hairy heads and red eyes. The rabbits' owner Aunt Geng was interviewed yesterday by CCTV:



Reporter: "Did the previous rabbits given birth by the same mother rabbit have ears?"



Aunt Geng: “The previous ones have ears. Only rabbits that were born this time don't.”













See also: Chinese Twins w/ 2 Heads 1 Body

Chinese Guy Wears Iron Man Suit To Work

Via cnet news June 14, 2011


In the ongoing WTF war between China and Japan, an obsessive compulsive Chinese guy builds a realistic Iron Man suit and goes to work in it:

"What else can you do if your obsessive colleague shows up to work in a homemade Iron Man suit? That's what Wang Xiao Kang did one day at telecom equipment maker ZTE's Shanghai offices."

"It's not an easy thing to create an Iron Man suit, and Wang apparently spent months building his version of the Mark I version despite having no DIY experience."



It would also be very funny if he shows up next week as
Special Man or Robert Cop2:



See also: Hilarious 7up Chinese TV Commercial

Japan Installs a New World in Japan

Years ago, believe it or not, Japan actually installed a new ocean in Japan:



And now according to Popular Science once again Japan has outdone itself in WTFvckery and useless inventions and installed a new world in Japan:

"If you want to see what Earth looks like from space, become an astronaut (or, barring that, a space tourist). For the next best view, pay a visit to Tokyo’s National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation where a massive, nearly 20-foot spherical OLED orb--the world’s first large scale spherical OLED--offers a satellite’s-eye view of the planet in super high resolution."



Uhmmmmm.....if you stop the above video at 0:38 you can clearly see that this harmless-looking useless invention is actually a brand new Death Star:




See also: Japanese Cats Ears For Communication

News Update: "The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima"

This new article may be difficult to verify, but apparently nuclear experts from the US and France are now debating on an extreme solution to the Fukushima nuclear disaster:


The U.S. wants to bomb Fukushima

"Chris Busby, the situation would be far more tragic than the authorities admit, and amply justify the passage of the accident at 7. Indeed, many reactors would be open air and their reaction out of control, involving a permanent rejection of radionuclides including plutonium from the core 3, which was fueled by MOX."

"Radiation levels became too high so that teams can be kept on-site experts quarrel over the choice of more radical solutions."

"The U.S. would consider bombing the plant to drown in the sea."

"France, which provided the MOX want to believe it is possible to embed the reactor in concrete."


At this point, it seems as though only Godzilla can save us all:




Above image was stolen from the almighty 3Yen.com

See also: Fukushima: The Nuclear Explosion Solution #2

NMATV: Japanese Sumo 3D Animation News

Next Media Animation has just published the latest update on the scandal-ridden Japanese Sumo world:



See also: Hilarious 3D Animation of The Rapture

2011 North Korean Amateur Open Results

In case you missed it the first ever North Korean Amateur Open golf tournament was held last month at the Pyongyang Golf complex.







Olli Lehtonen from Finland was the overall winner with an individual score of 84. Lehtonen and fellow Finlander Johannes Raitio finished first in the doubles tourney with a joint score of 72. Below is a French video by Frederic Stevens showing scenes from Pyongyang and some footage of the tournament:







According to the Chosun Ilbo another player recently said that there were about 30 female caddies at the complex in their 20s or 30s, many of them graduates of the prestigious Kim Il-sung University. "Caddies were beautiful and considerate," he said. "After I finished playing golf, I came out of the shower at the club house, and there was a woman dressed in traditional Korean costume holding a towel. I instantly wondered whether there was another service waiting for me, but there was no 19th hole."



The Pyongyang Golf complex is the legendary course which was opened by Kim Jong Il in 1987. On that day, in his first ever round of golf, Kim shot a world-record 38 under par with 11 holes in one!









See also: From North Korea: 'Pyongyang Style' by Steve Gong