Google The Next Microsoft

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Just had to fix the last swinger post by re-uploading the photos. Sorry for the broken links to images earlier... The Google service that we use to host photos for the Gutter Uncensored website is fucking up of last. So sometimes you are seeing this minus sign in a circle thing instead of a huge pair of tits or a hot pussy:

Yeah, it sucks balls but hopefully Google will fix their shit soon... As you surf the web it is a Google fuck up every time you see that minus sign with the circle instead of the image you were expecting. Lately I have been getting that lame frustrating Microsoft feeling from Google. You know I hate the Google Corporation with a passion for it being one giant asshole run by little assholes but at least the products and services worked well.

Now it does not even seem have the quality thing going for it anymore. Recently Google products and services started to fail to function all together. Or even worse, totally incompatible with each other across the broad! That Google Translate tool does not work on Blogger blogs with adult content warnings yet Google Translate work perfectly on blogs using Wordpress with adult content and warning pages. Yup, Google the next Microsoft or even worse Yahoo... so SAD!!!

Send some links to Google watchdog websites like http://google-watch.org/

Fans Gather on Facebook to Support Salvatore Licitra

In the wake of his most recent accident and the health reports that have surfaced, fans from around the world have taken to social media for sending the tenor best wishes for a speedy recovery. Check out the page and post your message by clicking here.

"Sarah Palin had more talent in her little finger than all the stuffed shirt DC Republicans combined!" Most cognitive dissonant defense of the Grizzled Mama ever!

Why is it that when anybody simply asks Sarah Palin questions, or brings up her lack of knowledge about things a leader should know, that it is referred to by these Palin pantie sniffers as a "campaign to destroy Sarah Palin?"

This guy knows absolutely NOTHING about this woman that he claims to admire so much, but he is the perfect example of the male who supports this crazy nutjob because clearly his "little head" is doing the thinking instead of his big head.

And if that was not enough comedy for you, though it should be, check out Palin's recent ghostwritten Facebook post in which she actually tries to give President Obama ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO IN LIBYA! (No, I am NOT kidding!)

The whole thing is pretty ridiculous but I especially like this part where Palin suggests that the White House NOT celebrate the victory over this madman:

First, the White House needs to avoid triumphalism. Gaddafi may be gone, but the fighting may not be complete. As we’ve seen in Kosovo, Bosnia, Iraq, and Afghanistan, we must not celebrate too quickly. There are now mounting concerns that we will see tribal and sectarian fighting in Libya like we saw in Iraq. Let’s hope that is not the case, but it must be prepared for.

Yeah it would be really horrible if the President were a childish nincompoop who dressed up like a warrior, faked flying a jet onto an aircraft carrier, and then had a giant banner put up saying "Mission Accomplished."

But let's face it, THAT is not what Palin is worried about.

She would fucking LOVE IT, if the President were to throw a party in celebration of the Libya victory, and then have the whole thing blow up in his face. 

That would make Klondike Kardashian's day.  Hell it would make her entire week!

She would rub that in his face all over Fox News, all over Facebook, and all over the country in speech, after speech, after speech.

No that is not what she is worried about. What she is concerned with is that it WILL be a victory. And that supporters of the President will then rub that victory in HER face.  You know, for going overseas to India and criticizing our President for "dithering,"and then later having another Facebook post ghostwritten for her demanding that the President "justify our Libyan involvement" to the American people.

Palin is not worried that this will not be a real victory for our President, our military, and our country. She is worried that it WILL be.

And what does that worry reveal about the truth of Sarah Palin's patriotism?

Laura Ingraham blasts Sarah Palin's ghostwritten Facebook post. Seriously?

Courtesy of Politico:

Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham, one of the high-profile certified non-moderates urging the GOP to support John Boehner's debt ceiling bill, leveled criticism at Sarah Palin during today's show for raising the prospect of 2012 primary challenges to House Republicans.

Palin published a Facebook message Thursday urging Republicans to stand firm on fiscal issues, adding: "Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."

"Well, just, watch out, 'Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries.' God bless her, Sarah Palin's saying that in a message she put out," Ingraham said.

She proceeded to run through a list of conservatives who have endorsed Boehner's plan, quipping sarcastically: "I guess we're threatening, implicitly, explicitly, Paul Ryan, Col. Allen West, Mike Pence is gonna be out of the House of Representatives. He'll be the governor of Indiana. Maybe we can run someone else as governor of Indiana, to run for the governorship, 'cause Pence is obviously a sellout. Can I have the whole list of sellouts? I need the list so I can make sure I understand who's going to get the primary challenge."

"It's a very odd way to go about things if we have a common goal," Ingraham continued, urging tea party-aligned Republicans to seek a "real and meaningful" role — "not just, ok, I'm the spoiler here. I stood on principle, everybody else is impure."

"You can stand on that soapbox and it might make you feel good in the moment. It make might you feel good to put out these Facebook postings," she said. "But in the end, does it actually advance your cause? And does it advance the cause of fiscal restraint, which I think we all have?"

Interesting, it looks like Palin's scorched earth philosophy is not selling well with the people who have some rudimentary connection to reality.

After all Ingraham is pretty damn wingnutty her own darn self, so if Palin starts losing the batshit crazy crowd, she will end up simply standing next to an isolated lake in a remote part of the world talking to herself.

Though come to think of it, that is already kind of what she is doing NOW!

Only in the rapidly approaching future, nobody will bother to pay any attention to what the crazy lady is screaming into the chilly Alaskan night.  Pretty sure Todd and her kids (Except Bristol of course) stopped listening to her quite some time ago.

Alyse Lahti Johnston IsTiger Woods' New Blonde Girlfriend And She Has Lots Of Photos

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The mugshot: Tiger Woods' new girlfriend Alyse Lahti was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Florida last October.

Damn, you would think Tiger Woods would find himself (or his PR management) a nice Asian girl or a nice black girl to end the trend but apparently he has a new girlfriend and of course she is white. This is believed to be her Facebook page. Sport runs in her blood as her dad is former baseball star Jeff Lahti. She is 13 years Woods' junior and who looks a lot like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. According to the DailyMail, Tiger has been seeing the 22-year-old student Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio. The two have reportedly been seeing each other for "a few months" and they "have been spotted on Woods' yacht." Last year, Johnston was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Orlando, Florida. The DailyMail report:

She is reportedly attending the Ohio-based Northwood University which has a campus in West Palm Beach, Florida - near Tiger's new $60 million bachelor pad.

Yup, Tiger is back at his favorite game of getting the rawest slut Barbie pussy with a cool new bachelor pad. Alyse Lahti Johnston is the daughter of an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. Tiger and ex-wife Elin officially divorced in August of last year. His five-year marriage to former swimwear model Elin Nordegren hit the skids in 2009 when it was revealed he had cheated on her with about 20 women of questionable reputation. Nordegren recently purchased a 17,178-square-foot home for $12.2 million in North Palm Beach, just 10 miles from Tiger's new mansion in Jupiter, Florida. But while she was tying to keep the kids near their father, the father was busy banging a new honey.

Alyse is a volleyball player at her university and she is also 13 years younger than Tiger Woods so this could mean Tiger's new lucky number is lucky number 13 and his new sport is volleyball. Lets hope this new endeavor work out for him and her... Anyway, but just in case my advice to Alyse is to not sign a pre-nup. While my advise to Tiger is use the strongest condoms known to man. And get to get his new girl some Proactiv because she look like a meth addict in her mugshot. Her mug shot showed her looking the worse for wear on the day she was pulled over. But she does look nice in her Facebook pics. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensored.com