Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Google The Next Microsoft
Source: www.GutterUncensored.com
Just had to fix the last swinger post by re-uploading the photos. Sorry for the broken links to images earlier... The Google service that we use to host photos for the Gutter Uncensored website is fucking up of last. So sometimes you are seeing this minus sign in a circle thing instead of a huge pair of tits or a hot pussy:
Yeah, it sucks balls but hopefully Google will fix their shit soon... As you surf the web it is a Google fuck up every time you see that minus sign with the circle instead of the image you were expecting. Lately I have been getting that lame frustrating Microsoft feeling from Google. You know I hate the Google Corporation with a passion for it being one giant asshole run by little assholes but at least the products and services worked well.
Now it does not even seem have the quality thing going for it anymore. Recently Google products and services started to fail to function all together. Or even worse, totally incompatible with each other across the broad! That Google Translate tool does not work on Blogger blogs with adult content warnings yet Google Translate work perfectly on blogs using Wordpress with adult content and warning pages. Yup, Google the next Microsoft or even worse Yahoo... so SAD!!!
Send some links to Google watchdog websites like http://google-watch.org/
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Google Girl - Melissa Puentes
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Friday, November 12, 2010
The Archive Is Up And Will Be Shared With Fans Of GutterUncensored's Facebook Fan Page
Source: www.GutterUncensored.com
Okay, the archive is up on a separate website. The archive website will never be updated, it's just the archive going back three years. The link to the archive website will be shared on Monday or Tuesday via fan update on the Facebook fan page. The archive going back to 2007 will be only available to fans on Facebook and to those they decide to share it with.
You need to become a fan of the GutterUncensored.com blog on Facebook to get the update with the link. Please join (Like) the Gutter Uncensored fan page on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/pages/GutterUncensoredcom/71689381800 and feel free to leave a suggestion or ask a question about the blog there. Get the latest news on the Gutter Uncensored on the Facebook fan page. Over 32,000 Facebook fans can't be wrong!
When this blog move again after getting blocked, don't send us an email asking what happen and where you can view it again. The new location will be posted on the Facebook page. Or try http://gutteruncensorednews.blogspot.com or http://tinyurl.com/gutteru
Here is something funny from the Facebook fan page... or at least I think it is funny. The link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGe3Alukq0s and yes, these guys have way too much free time on their hands. Watch the video below:
Remember to become a fan on Facebook to get the link to the archive!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Heard It Through The Blogvine--Is Big Brother OnThe Move?
And it's this way that I sniff out the blogsosphere Zeitgeist. Since some of my new students might fathom I'm unaware as judged by a recent bizarre comment left for me and to which I responded with another comment (while I kicked this idiotic commenter's astral a$$ all the way beyond Pluto!), I may play stupid like Pamela Anderson or other famous blonde's (and yes, I KNOW the word 'blond' is sometimes spelled 'blonde' and who really gives a shit?!), but you know how much I love to tease and play!!! And if you were able to read that sentence and grok what I meant, come play with me! Let's trade linkz!
This is why I read many, many blogs....everything from the big boyz like Shoemoney & Chow (baby!)to Andy Beard to blogs that are totally heart-driven to tech blogs. I read posts by lonesome bloggers, hungry bloggers, grouchy bloggers, whiny bloggers, needy bloggers, funny bloggers, well-meaning bloggers, ambitious money-hungry bloggers and pathetic bloggers where I'm the only showing up for the post party. But that's me. I AM the BLONDALICIOUS teacher. This is my job and my passion. Correction: one of my MANY passions!
The point I'm trying to make is this:
Lately I've read many posts by bloggers who are concerned about the loss of their former Google Page Rank status because they say they've been penalized for using Text Link advertising on their blogs. Some are really quite upset such as Bryan of One Man's Goal.
He's one of many. How do you feel about this?
Personally, I gave up on most advertising long ago when I realized that most blog advertising revenue was just Chump Change, but I understand that others are more driven than me. I'm still waiting for My Prince Charming with Big Bucks to sponsor my blog. Some bloggers actually do quite well with text link ads and other ads, even though most smaller bloggers don't see that kind of success.
How do you feel about this serious matter, Mr. "Humor-blogs.com"?
Heard It Through The Blogvine--Is Big Brother OnThe Move?
And it's this way that I sniff out the blogsosphere Zeitgeist. Since some of my new students might fathom I'm unaware as judged by a recent bizarre comment left for me and to which I responded with another comment (while I kicked this idiotic commenter's astral a$$ all the way beyond Pluto!), I may play stupid like Pamela Anderson or other famous blonde's (and yes, I KNOW the word 'blond' is sometimes spelled 'blonde' and who really gives a shit?!), but you know how much I love to tease and play!!! And if you were able to read that sentence and grok what I meant, come play with me! Let's trade linkz!
This is why I read many, many blogs....everything from the big boyz like Shoemoney & Chow (baby!)to Andy Beard to blogs that are totally heart-driven to tech blogs. I read posts by lonesome bloggers, hungry bloggers, grouchy bloggers, whiny bloggers, needy bloggers, funny bloggers, well-meaning bloggers, ambitious money-hungry bloggers and pathetic bloggers where I'm the only showing up for the post party. But that's me. I AM the BLONDALICIOUS teacher. This is my job and my passion. Correction: one of my MANY passions!
The point I'm trying to make is this:
Lately I've read many posts by bloggers who are concerned about the loss of their former Google Page Rank status because they say they've been penalized for using Text Link advertising on their blogs. Some are really quite upset such as Bryan of One Man's Goal.
He's one of many. How do you feel about this?
Personally, I gave up on most advertising long ago when I realized that most blog advertising revenue was just Chump Change, but I understand that others are more driven than me. I'm still waiting for My Prince Charming with Big Bucks to sponsor my blog. Some bloggers actually do quite well with text link ads and other ads, even though most smaller bloggers don't see that kind of success.
How do you feel about this serious matter, Mr. "Humor-blogs.com"?
Friday, August 17, 2007
Is Google All That? It Seems So!

Class, I've been cogitating about the immensity of Google lately. And when I chanced upon the Mashable blog with with a 60+ giganticarama Google toolbox, I began wondering what Google is NOT doing or going to do or going to offer us.
Heck, if we wait around long enough, maybe Google will make blogging a lot easier than it is...at least for me. You see...when it comes to tech stuff, your blondalicious teacher really has to stretch her brain....like....a LOT! I still don't know for sure how to unzip files. Or maybe the one I was trying to unzip today was merely corrupted.
I'd much prefer Google to do file unzipping for me so I can unzip real zippers. I want Google to prepare my succulent blogs ready to be served and eaten with zest. I want Google to take away all the boring tech stuff and let me just have fun being sassy and deviant. Gimme gimme more ease...please!
And that's my Friday Google Rant! Have a fun weekend!
Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com", if you're going to be naughty, try to hide it from Google.
Is Google All That? It Seems So!

Class, I've been cogitating about the immensity of Google lately. And when I chanced upon the Mashable blog with with a 60+ giganticarama Google toolbox, I began wondering what Google is NOT doing or going to do or going to offer us.
Heck, if we wait around long enough, maybe Google will make blogging a lot easier than it is...at least for me. You see...when it comes to tech stuff, your blondalicious teacher really has to stretch her brain....like....a LOT! I still don't know for sure how to unzip files. Or maybe the one I was trying to unzip today was merely corrupted.
I'd much prefer Google to do file unzipping for me so I can unzip real zippers. I want Google to prepare my succulent blogs ready to be served and eaten with zest. I want Google to take away all the boring tech stuff and let me just have fun being sassy and deviant. Gimme gimme more ease...please!
And that's my Friday Google Rant! Have a fun weekend!
Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com", if you're going to be naughty, try to hide it from Google.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Guest Blogger-Sueblimely on No-Follow
NoFollow -NoGood for bloggers?
Sueblimely Australian blogger here. Please don't change channels; Blog Blond has allowed me the honor of Guest Blogging today. The topic: the pros and cons of 'nofollow'.
Let me start by explaining what 'nofollow' is. It is an attribute that can be added to websites that tells search engines not to'follow' links to external sites so that they do not gain any advantages in the ranking process.I am talking today about 'nofollow' on user added links; for example, in blog comments, forums, and wikis. Here is an example showing a link with and without 'nofollow':
rel="nofollow"<>Google now won't raise my ranking to 10 (as if!)
Background
Nofollow was developed by Google as a method of reducing online spam, the idea being that if search engines did not give spammers higher ratings for numerous external links, it would remove a main reason for spamming. (try telling the automated spambots that!)
Advantages of nofollow
- There may be a degree of reduction in the overall amount of comment spam as it won't be such a powerful tool for search engine optimization.
- Spam to sites that do not take proper measures to protect themselves against it may be reduced (e.g. blogs abandoned or left unattended for long periods and those without moderation of comments)
- Large sites with a big spam problem may benefit from reduction in quantity.
- Search engine results may become more useful and relevant ; it will not be so attractive for advertisers to pay for links. Reputation, service and quality will be a more powerful way of gaining higher rankings. (in an ideal world)
Disadvantages of nofollow
- Did you notice that I qualified all the advantages, as it is debatable if 'nofollow' significantly reduces spam. Spammers still gain traffic and revenue from readers clicking on the links and some search engines still use the links for ranking. (Yahoo and Ask.com follow 'nofollow' links and make those sites available to their algorithm )
- Spambots may not be set up to distinguish which site has adopted 'nofollow' Spamming carries on regardless.
- Nofollow cannot distinguish between links you trust and would like to be 'followed' and those you don't.
- If we blog on our own server we can decide whether or not to implement 'nofollow'. Most hosted blog platforms, such as Blogger and Wordpress use 'nofollow' with no inbuilt options to turn it off, taking away our choice.
- Commenting is a highly recommended method of raising your search engine ranking, developing contacts and increasing your blog readership. Bloggers take the time to comment, often for this reason alone. Using 'nofollow' discourages this. As a blogger I also want to give my commenters recognition and credit for doing so. Its a two way street.
- Even though commenters are a small proportion of my readership, they tend to be the ones who keep coming back. They are the ones I develop a relationship with and help build my network further. You cannot rely on search engine ranking alone to raise your readership. Having a well written blog of interest must be combined with methods of developing contacts for it to develop a good readership base.
- Commenting adds fresh content to your site attracting the searchbots more often.Using 'nofollow' can therefore penalize your blog, as well as those of your commenters, in regard to search engine rank.
- Feedback is extremely useful for gauging what your readers are interested in and for giving you ideas for content. This benefits all readers.
- A blog by its nature is interactive, using 'nofollow' reduces the power of this feature.
Conclusion
Nofollow is good for the search engines but not for bloggers who are trying to increase their readership, develop their network and are already taking measures to stop spam.
Nofollow may only reduce spam so other protection methods still need to be used to eliminate the vast amount of spam generated by spambots. These other methods do allow the following of legitimate links. Why use a 'catch all' method instead of a more reliable targeted approach.
Protection:
Allow comment moderation in your blog settings so that all comments have to be approved before you publish them and use spam filtering methods.
Here is a comprehensive guide to the different forms of spam filtering from Answers.com - Spam in blogs
Blog Platforms:
- Blogger - use inbuilt ' Show word verification for comments' setting.
- For Wordpress - use a system such as Akismet. More info...
- Movable Type - has inbuilt spam filtering
- Typo allows the blog administrator to only customize who they want to receive comments from.
DoFollow
To counter 'nofollow' a campaign called the DoFollow movement is gaining momentum. You may have seen images such as this on blogs:
The badge is available in various colors from Randy Clay Designs site
DoFollow encourages bloggers to remove the 'nofollow' attribute from their sites and a number of tools and hacks have been developed to do make this easier.. )
Andy Beard, one of its main supporters, has an Ultimate List of DoFollow Nofollow Plugins,which details methods of removing NoFollow from the various blog platforms.
(Please only take off 'nofollow' if you are confident about implementing the hacks and being able to use counter-spam tools correctly.)
Other information and resources:
- The SEO Toolbar for FireFox allows you to see if a website is using nofollow.
- Google Blog - Preventing comment spam
- 11 Reasons against nofollow
If you have managed to get this far (I know the topic may be dull for some), thanks for reading. Blog Blond will now resume normal transmission.
Guest Blogger-Sueblimely on No-Follow
NoFollow -NoGood for bloggers?
Sueblimely Australian blogger here. Please don't change channels; Blog Blond has allowed me the honor of Guest Blogging today. The topic: the pros and cons of 'nofollow'.
Let me start by explaining what 'nofollow' is. It is an attribute that can be added to websites that tells search engines not to'follow' links to external sites so that they do not gain any advantages in the ranking process.I am talking today about 'nofollow' on user added links; for example, in blog comments, forums, and wikis. Here is an example showing a link with and without 'nofollow':
rel="nofollow"<>Google now won't raise my ranking to 10 (as if!)
Background
Nofollow was developed by Google as a method of reducing online spam, the idea being that if search engines did not give spammers higher ratings for numerous external links, it would remove a main reason for spamming. (try telling the automated spambots that!)
Advantages of nofollow
- There may be a degree of reduction in the overall amount of comment spam as it won't be such a powerful tool for search engine optimization.
- Spam to sites that do not take proper measures to protect themselves against it may be reduced (e.g. blogs abandoned or left unattended for long periods and those without moderation of comments)
- Large sites with a big spam problem may benefit from reduction in quantity.
- Search engine results may become more useful and relevant ; it will not be so attractive for advertisers to pay for links. Reputation, service and quality will be a more powerful way of gaining higher rankings. (in an ideal world)
Disadvantages of nofollow
- Did you notice that I qualified all the advantages, as it is debatable if 'nofollow' significantly reduces spam. Spammers still gain traffic and revenue from readers clicking on the links and some search engines still use the links for ranking. (Yahoo and Ask.com follow 'nofollow' links and make those sites available to their algorithm )
- Spambots may not be set up to distinguish which site has adopted 'nofollow' Spamming carries on regardless.
- Nofollow cannot distinguish between links you trust and would like to be 'followed' and those you don't.
- If we blog on our own server we can decide whether or not to implement 'nofollow'. Most hosted blog platforms, such as Blogger and Wordpress use 'nofollow' with no inbuilt options to turn it off, taking away our choice.
- Commenting is a highly recommended method of raising your search engine ranking, developing contacts and increasing your blog readership. Bloggers take the time to comment, often for this reason alone. Using 'nofollow' discourages this. As a blogger I also want to give my commenters recognition and credit for doing so. Its a two way street.
- Even though commenters are a small proportion of my readership, they tend to be the ones who keep coming back. They are the ones I develop a relationship with and help build my network further. You cannot rely on search engine ranking alone to raise your readership. Having a well written blog of interest must be combined with methods of developing contacts for it to develop a good readership base.
- Commenting adds fresh content to your site attracting the searchbots more often.Using 'nofollow' can therefore penalize your blog, as well as those of your commenters, in regard to search engine rank.
- Feedback is extremely useful for gauging what your readers are interested in and for giving you ideas for content. This benefits all readers.
- A blog by its nature is interactive, using 'nofollow' reduces the power of this feature.
Conclusion
Nofollow is good for the search engines but not for bloggers who are trying to increase their readership, develop their network and are already taking measures to stop spam.
Nofollow may only reduce spam so other protection methods still need to be used to eliminate the vast amount of spam generated by spambots. These other methods do allow the following of legitimate links. Why use a 'catch all' method instead of a more reliable targeted approach.
Protection:
Allow comment moderation in your blog settings so that all comments have to be approved before you publish them and use spam filtering methods.
Here is a comprehensive guide to the different forms of spam filtering from Answers.com - Spam in blogs
Blog Platforms:
- Blogger - use inbuilt ' Show word verification for comments' setting.
- For Wordpress - use a system such as Akismet. More info...
- Movable Type - has inbuilt spam filtering
- Typo allows the blog administrator to only customize who they want to receive comments from.
DoFollow
To counter 'nofollow' a campaign called the DoFollow movement is gaining momentum. You may have seen images such as this on blogs:
The badge is available in various colors from Randy Clay Designs site
DoFollow encourages bloggers to remove the 'nofollow' attribute from their sites and a number of tools and hacks have been developed to do make this easier.. )
Andy Beard, one of its main supporters, has an Ultimate List of DoFollow Nofollow Plugins,which details methods of removing NoFollow from the various blog platforms.
(Please only take off 'nofollow' if you are confident about implementing the hacks and being able to use counter-spam tools correctly.)
Other information and resources:
- The SEO Toolbar for FireFox allows you to see if a website is using nofollow.
- Google Blog - Preventing comment spam
- 11 Reasons against nofollow
If you have managed to get this far (I know the topic may be dull for some), thanks for reading. Blog Blond will now resume normal transmission.

