Showing posts with label blogosphere. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogosphere. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 7, 2011


Remember when blogs were supposed to be . . . well, the future of arts journalism?

It wasn't so long ago - and yet it feels like a different era, doesn't it. When I began writing The Hub Review almost five years ago (yes, it has been that long, hublings!) the print press was in crisis, its revenue model undermined by Craig's List and its distribution model made obsolete by the rest of the Internet.  The size of the city papers had begun to shrink, and therefore the ranks of the critical profession had collapsed in tandem (and most of the major magazines had all but eliminated their performing arts reviewers long ago).   Meanwhile cultural blogs seemed to be popping up like mushrooms, largely because, well, everybody's got an opinion, and it cost nothing but time and effort to publish yours in a blog.  No one was sure where this brave new world was headed, but it was widely believed that, one way or another, the print establishment was going the way of the brontosaurus.

But those brontosauri slimmed down, shedding their union contracts and distribution costs.  And technology began to evolve in a way that undermined the "open range" version of the original Internet.  Personal digital devices - rather than computers - began to roam cyberspace and tailor its content into marketable packages.  And the print behemoths of old managed to hang onto their brand hegemony in a reduced form as they used their name recognition to build new presences on the Web.

What's more, no viable revenue model materialized for the blogosphere - as I predicted years ago, in my article "The Future Will Not Be Monetized."  Contrary to the breathless promises of Google, et. al., the advertising economics of the Web required that a blog find an enormous audience to sustain itself - which meant that culture, or at least serious culture, wasn't going to make the cut.  You could launch a blog by basing it on national politics, as Andrew Sullivan and Arianna Huffington did, or on celebrity sleaze like Paris Hilton, or by tailoring its content to some national niche audience, like the parents of twins, or fans of Julia Child.  But you couldn't do it based on critiques and thought pieces concerning events that, in the end, only a couple of hundred people would ever see.


And then there was - to put it bluntly - the problem of critical talent, and seriousness.  It turned out that most of the people capable of keeping up a worthwhile blog had already been tapped in one way or another by the traditional media (yours truly included; believe it or not, I once wrote for the Globe, which I now so often ridicule!).  Shockingly, it became clear that critical talent is far rarer than artistic talent - indeed, it may be the rarest talent of all; in Boston, for example, there are dozens of talented actors, and probably hundreds of talented musicians and artists.  Yet how many critics are worth reading?  Maybe a dozen - if that! - among all genres and fields?  Local actors who had their feelings trampled by harsh reviews sometimes grumbled that writing a blog post was easier than toasting a frozen waffle - but reality shouted the opposite; as the years wore on it became clear that there is no vast untapped reservoir of critical talent out there.

Stranger still, it slowly became clear that the limited, middlebrow musings of the print press were, indeed, all that the local population wanted to hear about its high culture industry.  The average Bostonian, I think, wants to have a high-culture industry - because that's what a "world-class" city should have.  But he or she doesn't want to know all that much about it - much less about the troubling ideas, or political issues, that a genuinely thriving arts scene inevitably provokes.  Thus the issues and questions surrounding our arts community are relentlessly tamped down by our editors and reviewers.  For make no mistake, the past few years have been tumultuous ones for the local scene: the BSO has seen its artistic leadership collapse in slow motion, even as two major artistic directors of the theatre scene were ousted from their positions for reasons unknown, while another transformed a leading non-profit's second stage into a personal cash cow.  Over the same period, a major university attempted to sell off its world-class art collection, while a scandal emerged in the leadership of the city's largest performance space, and various local organizations flirted with financial disaster.  The past five years have been a very rough ride; but while some of these stories have received substantial press coverage, most of them haven't.  And it seems that the print critics have either been censored from discussing them in their reviews, or have known better than to even try.  Thus their "evaluations" inevitably exist in a kind of vacuum, and political discussions are limited to essentially settled (even dead) issues like sexism and racism (which, tellingly, are now critical obsessions).

What's most depressing is that the blogosphere hasn't done much better on these counts; the decline in critical courage has taken its toll on the screen as well as the page.  I can't think of any blogger but myself who is unafraid of courting controversy - and indeed, when Bill Marx, formerly known as the most aggressive critic in the print press, finally built his website, the Arts Fuse, it turned out to be more toothless than any print organ he'd ever written for.  And the rest of Boston's bloggers don't even dare to go as far as he does.

Of course it's easy enough to see why this should be so; the power in the critical relationship has largely shifted to performing arts organizations, who control the tickets and the advertisements.  Bloggers don't have the political weight of a newspaper; and thus, ironically enough, despite the lack of editorial censorship on the Web, bloggers are generally forced to self-censor to print standards anyway; they generally color within the lines set down by the print press editors, who are themselves controlled by ad revenues and the social connections of their managers.  And when that doesn't happen, look to the performing arts organizations themselves to make their move - witness the long campaign against me by the A.R.T. and Company One at the IRNEs; the A.R.T.'s attacks lasted two years before they bore fruit (longer than it would have taken at the Globe, let me tell you!), but still, unrelenting threats and pressure inevitably had their effect.

So it's not surprising that many critical blogs, like Leonard Jacobs's Clyde Fitch Report, have closed up shop (as Big Red and Shiny did in Boston), and that many of the city papers have shuttered their performing arts blogs, too; meanwhile newcomers have had trouble gaining any kind of public traction.   Even well-known figures like Joyce Kulhawik have pretty much failed at creating a profile for their blogs - and my stats, which used to consistently chart above a thousand readers a day, in recent months have shown a slow, but steady, decline to about two-thirds that.  Of course there are still some lights on the local scene - the indispensable Greg Cook is still holding forth on the visual arts, and one classical site, the Boston Musical Intelligencer, seems to have maintained its audience (although it feels like a kind of academic in-house effort, with professorial friends of friends reviewing yet other friends - and while it's certainly erudite, you couldn't call the writing compelling). Meanwhile my friends Art Hennessey and Ian Thal still post, although they're generally more into being film moguls or mimes, respectively. Nevertheless, it's hard to fight the impression that blogging is, in the end, a losing game - there's no revenue in it, and no power, either - and often little differentiation from what's available in print, to boot.

What's left, therefore, are the self-promotional blogs, like Parabasis, or all those playwrights' blogs - more disguised advertisement - or the occasional effort by a recent college graduate, who averages two or three posts a month.  It's really not much, but something tells me it's more than we're likely to see in the future.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Heard It Through The Blogvine--Is Big Brother OnThe Move?

Class, as you WELL know your blondalicious teacher is all over the blogosphere. Sometimes I leave comments....sometimes I don't. Sometimes I read on my RSS reader...sometimes I read your posts I've favorited on Technorati. Sometimes I just surf around letting my blog nose lead me to juicy stuff. You never know where I'll show up!

And it's this way that I sniff out the blogsosphere Zeitgeist. Since some of my new students might fathom I'm unaware as judged by a recent bizarre comment left for me and to which I responded with another comment (while I kicked this idiotic commenter's astral a$$ all the way beyond Pluto!), I may play stupid like Pamela Anderson or other famous blonde's (and yes, I KNOW the word 'blond' is sometimes spelled 'blonde' and who really gives a shit?!), but you know how much I love to tease and play!!! And if you were able to read that sentence and grok what I meant, come play with me! Let's trade linkz!

This is why I read many, many blogs....everything from the big boyz like Shoemoney & Chow (baby!)to Andy Beard to blogs that are totally heart-driven to tech blogs. I read posts by lonesome bloggers, hungry bloggers, grouchy bloggers, whiny bloggers, needy bloggers, funny bloggers, well-meaning bloggers, ambitious money-hungry bloggers and pathetic bloggers where I'm the only showing up for the post party. But that's me. I AM the BLONDALICIOUS teacher. This is my job and my passion. Correction: one of my MANY passions!

The point I'm trying to make is this:

Lately I've read many posts by bloggers who are concerned about the loss of their former Google Page Rank status because they say they've been penalized for using Text Link advertising on their blogs. Some are really quite upset such as Bryan of One Man's Goal.

He's one of many. How do you feel about this?

Personally, I gave up on most advertising long ago when I realized that most blog advertising revenue was just Chump Change, but I understand that others are more driven than me. I'm still waiting for My Prince Charming with Big Bucks to sponsor my blog. Some bloggers actually do quite well with text link ads and other ads, even though most smaller bloggers don't see that kind of success.

How do you feel about this serious matter, Mr. "Humor-blogs.com"?










Heard It Through The Blogvine--Is Big Brother OnThe Move?

Class, as you WELL know your blondalicious teacher is all over the blogosphere. Sometimes I leave comments....sometimes I don't. Sometimes I read on my RSS reader...sometimes I read your posts I've favorited on Technorati. Sometimes I just surf around letting my blog nose lead me to juicy stuff. You never know where I'll show up!

And it's this way that I sniff out the blogsosphere Zeitgeist. Since some of my new students might fathom I'm unaware as judged by a recent bizarre comment left for me and to which I responded with another comment (while I kicked this idiotic commenter's astral a$$ all the way beyond Pluto!), I may play stupid like Pamela Anderson or other famous blonde's (and yes, I KNOW the word 'blond' is sometimes spelled 'blonde' and who really gives a shit?!), but you know how much I love to tease and play!!! And if you were able to read that sentence and grok what I meant, come play with me! Let's trade linkz!

This is why I read many, many blogs....everything from the big boyz like Shoemoney & Chow (baby!)to Andy Beard to blogs that are totally heart-driven to tech blogs. I read posts by lonesome bloggers, hungry bloggers, grouchy bloggers, whiny bloggers, needy bloggers, funny bloggers, well-meaning bloggers, ambitious money-hungry bloggers and pathetic bloggers where I'm the only showing up for the post party. But that's me. I AM the BLONDALICIOUS teacher. This is my job and my passion. Correction: one of my MANY passions!

The point I'm trying to make is this:

Lately I've read many posts by bloggers who are concerned about the loss of their former Google Page Rank status because they say they've been penalized for using Text Link advertising on their blogs. Some are really quite upset such as Bryan of One Man's Goal.

He's one of many. How do you feel about this?

Personally, I gave up on most advertising long ago when I realized that most blog advertising revenue was just Chump Change, but I understand that others are more driven than me. I'm still waiting for My Prince Charming with Big Bucks to sponsor my blog. Some bloggers actually do quite well with text link ads and other ads, even though most smaller bloggers don't see that kind of success.

How do you feel about this serious matter, Mr. "Humor-blogs.com"?










Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Back From Rehab and Checking Back Into The Blogosphere


Class, I've been back from rehab for FIVE days now, and every time I think about posting here, I find something else to do like trying to see if I can swallow a whole donut or something else equally retarded! Ya see, blog rehab changed me! I no longer have the compulsion to blog about blogging and be THE most blondalicious whip-cracking teacher of all time! This doesn't mean I plan to quit blogging. Oh no! Too many of you naughty students emailed me and begged me to return. And so here I am in full black leather regalia with Jimmy Choo stilettos ready to crack that whip and kick ass again! You can kiss my Choos if you wish....but only the heel. And no slobbering!



So many things happened while I was gone. I missed out on Blog Rush which came and went as fast as OJ Simpson left Las Vegas....or so I read here and on other blogs. I wouldn't know as I was kept away from all things 'blog'. Tis true! Except for one time when I sneaked out to a computer, I was forced to shun all computers and even all the news. It wasn't until my return that I discovered the world was still the same. What a shocker!

So I decided to check up on Blog-Blond with the Website Grader to see how far I had slid while I was away. I was pleasantly surprised to see that I still had the respectable grade of 72! What does this 72 mean? Quoting from the website, this is what it means:

"A website grade of 72 for www.blog-blond.blogspot.com means that of the thousands of websites that have previously been submitted to the tool, our algorithm has calculated that this site scores higher than 72% of them in terms of its marketing effectiveness. The algorithm uses a proprietary blend of over a dozen different variables, including search engine data, website structure, approximate traffic, site performance, and others."

Sure, my Alexa score slipped a bit down to 347, 489. BFD! I never understood Alexa anyway. Could one of my brilliant students please explain it to me?

And Technorati totally baffles me! Why do they strip links away from bloggers so frequently? Why do they have to be such bad a$$$$$! Wouldn't it be nice if they added links every now and then like Santa Claus would do? I guess I should be so lucky to have any links considering that I'm a bad a$$ myself. But the point I want to make is this: See--we can go into rehab. We can take vacations. We can take time off from blogging.

The world will still be here when we return. The blogosphere misses us and REALLY wants us to come back! We might slide a little in our scores, but so what? Heck, if I can survive rehab and swallowing whole donuts, then everything else is a piece of cake.

Mwah, my darlings! I'm happy to be home! And I missed you too, Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"!

Back From Rehab and Checking Back Into The Blogosphere


Class, I've been back from rehab for FIVE days now, and every time I think about posting here, I find something else to do like trying to see if I can swallow a whole donut or something else equally retarded! Ya see, blog rehab changed me! I no longer have the compulsion to blog about blogging and be THE most blondalicious whip-cracking teacher of all time! This doesn't mean I plan to quit blogging. Oh no! Too many of you naughty students emailed me and begged me to return. And so here I am in full black leather regalia with Jimmy Choo stilettos ready to crack that whip and kick ass again! You can kiss my Choos if you wish....but only the heel. And no slobbering!



So many things happened while I was gone. I missed out on Blog Rush which came and went as fast as OJ Simpson left Las Vegas....or so I read here and on other blogs. I wouldn't know as I was kept away from all things 'blog'. Tis true! Except for one time when I sneaked out to a computer, I was forced to shun all computers and even all the news. It wasn't until my return that I discovered the world was still the same. What a shocker!

So I decided to check up on Blog-Blond with the Website Grader to see how far I had slid while I was away. I was pleasantly surprised to see that I still had the respectable grade of 72! What does this 72 mean? Quoting from the website, this is what it means:

"A website grade of 72 for www.blog-blond.blogspot.com means that of the thousands of websites that have previously been submitted to the tool, our algorithm has calculated that this site scores higher than 72% of them in terms of its marketing effectiveness. The algorithm uses a proprietary blend of over a dozen different variables, including search engine data, website structure, approximate traffic, site performance, and others."

Sure, my Alexa score slipped a bit down to 347, 489. BFD! I never understood Alexa anyway. Could one of my brilliant students please explain it to me?

And Technorati totally baffles me! Why do they strip links away from bloggers so frequently? Why do they have to be such bad a$$$$$! Wouldn't it be nice if they added links every now and then like Santa Claus would do? I guess I should be so lucky to have any links considering that I'm a bad a$$ myself. But the point I want to make is this: See--we can go into rehab. We can take vacations. We can take time off from blogging.

The world will still be here when we return. The blogosphere misses us and REALLY wants us to come back! We might slide a little in our scores, but so what? Heck, if I can survive rehab and swallowing whole donuts, then everything else is a piece of cake.

Mwah, my darlings! I'm happy to be home! And I missed you too, Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"!

Friday, April 27, 2007

The Three Golden Rules of Blogging


Yoohooo....it's me again, your blondalicious teacher with another weekend homework assignment! Let's hear that HUGE groan!

I wish to educate you today on The Three Golden Rules of Blogging (or TTGROB) because these rules-- once learned and employed--will serve you well as you play in the big blogosphere sandbox. These three rules are the basis for good blogging etiquette, and someday you will thank me just as you thank your parents (with lots of moolah and link love!).

Rule Number One: Do Unto Other Bloggers As You Would Do To Yourself

This means treat other bloggers with respect, kindness, LINK LOVE (if their link fits with your blog), and reply to their comments if you have the time.

Once again, I will use myself, your blondalicious teacher, as an example. I'm juggling so many projects these days, and sometimes the wind from the overhead fan blows my notes away. Tis true! And then I can't remember what is on my list of things to do, and so I screw up from time to time. It boils down to "I've been very busy!" And I'm sure it's true that me, you, and we're all busy! Most of us don't spend our days blogging. We go to work, enter hospitals for operations, travel, take care of others, go shopping, do charity work....the list is endless!

This is why I picked the photo of the black maribou slipper as my illustration--we're all juggling many, many duties, obligations, and pleasures in our lives. I've run out of hands to juggle with, and now I've added my feet and am juggling in my maribou slippers!

So perchance a fellow blogger doesn't always get around to leaving a comment on your blog, cut 'em some slack. If a blogger forgets to add your link, wait a bit, and then gently remind them, and then CUT 'EM SOME SLACK. If a blogger leaves what you perceive is a 'snarky' comment, maybe they were having a bad day...and whaddya going to do...(I want to hear you scream it out now really LOUD!):

CUT 'EM SOME SLACK

Rule Number Two: Make Blogging Allies By Playing Nice

There's an old cliche that you catch more flies with honey. One never knows who will suddenly be the 'hot' thing, and if you're their ally, you can catch a ride on their stream as they rocket to the top. Thus, it's wise to do your best NOT to alienate others and make enemies. However, if you do make an enemy here and there, don't worry about it too much. All this means is that you must be doing something right!

Rule Number Three: Never Ever Breathe Easy--You Can Be Sure Someone is Gaining On You!

There are millions of bloggers entering the Blogosphere Playground every day, and some of these newbies are go-getters. If you (the seasoned blogger) don't keep learning new hot blogging tricks, making new blog allies, and 'up-ing' your game, soon you may find yourself eating their dust. Just like on the television show, "Dancing With The Stars", you need to put your ALL into your blog like the dancers do with their dance numbers, and if you don't, it shows--next thing ya know, you're being voted off the blogosphere. Well, I don't think it will come to that, but worse yet---you will be Left Behind!

Your homework assignment is to critique your blog style with these rules in mind. If you don't measure up, then you'd better shift it fast & get your game on!

What do you think of my TTGROB, Mr. "Humor-Blog.com"?



The Three Golden Rules of Blogging


Yoohooo....it's me again, your blondalicious teacher with another weekend homework assignment! Let's hear that HUGE groan!

I wish to educate you today on The Three Golden Rules of Blogging (or TTGROB) because these rules-- once learned and employed--will serve you well as you play in the big blogosphere sandbox. These three rules are the basis for good blogging etiquette, and someday you will thank me just as you thank your parents (with lots of moolah and link love!).

Rule Number One: Do Unto Other Bloggers As You Would Do To Yourself

This means treat other bloggers with respect, kindness, LINK LOVE (if their link fits with your blog), and reply to their comments if you have the time.

Once again, I will use myself, your blondalicious teacher, as an example. I'm juggling so many projects these days, and sometimes the wind from the overhead fan blows my notes away. Tis true! And then I can't remember what is on my list of things to do, and so I screw up from time to time. It boils down to "I've been very busy!" And I'm sure it's true that me, you, and we're all busy! Most of us don't spend our days blogging. We go to work, enter hospitals for operations, travel, take care of others, go shopping, do charity work....the list is endless!

This is why I picked the photo of the black maribou slipper as my illustration--we're all juggling many, many duties, obligations, and pleasures in our lives. I've run out of hands to juggle with, and now I've added my feet and am juggling in my maribou slippers!

So perchance a fellow blogger doesn't always get around to leaving a comment on your blog, cut 'em some slack. If a blogger forgets to add your link, wait a bit, and then gently remind them, and then CUT 'EM SOME SLACK. If a blogger leaves what you perceive is a 'snarky' comment, maybe they were having a bad day...and whaddya going to do...(I want to hear you scream it out now really LOUD!):

CUT 'EM SOME SLACK

Rule Number Two: Make Blogging Allies By Playing Nice

There's an old cliche that you catch more flies with honey. One never knows who will suddenly be the 'hot' thing, and if you're their ally, you can catch a ride on their stream as they rocket to the top. Thus, it's wise to do your best NOT to alienate others and make enemies. However, if you do make an enemy here and there, don't worry about it too much. All this means is that you must be doing something right!

Rule Number Three: Never Ever Breathe Easy--You Can Be Sure Someone is Gaining On You!

There are millions of bloggers entering the Blogosphere Playground every day, and some of these newbies are go-getters. If you (the seasoned blogger) don't keep learning new hot blogging tricks, making new blog allies, and 'up-ing' your game, soon you may find yourself eating their dust. Just like on the television show, "Dancing With The Stars", you need to put your ALL into your blog like the dancers do with their dance numbers, and if you don't, it shows--next thing ya know, you're being voted off the blogosphere. Well, I don't think it will come to that, but worse yet---you will be Left Behind!

Your homework assignment is to critique your blog style with these rules in mind. If you don't measure up, then you'd better shift it fast & get your game on!

What do you think of my TTGROB, Mr. "Humor-Blog.com"?