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"Just Go With It" is your average romantic comedy, vulgar and forgettable. Directed by Dennis Dugan ("Grown ups", "You Don't Mess with the Zohan"), the movie is just another Sandler vehicle that has the wit and gags of a low-quality sit-com. How Nicole Kidman got involved in this movie is beyond me. The plot involves a plastic surgeon's attempts to hide an inconvenient lie from his much younger love interest by having his loyal assistant pretend to be his ex-wife. The whole premise gets old real fast and we're left with a charismatic cast that floats around aimlessly. Available as single-disc Blu-Ray and DVD editions.
Let’s not pretend the best actress Oscar race is anything but an all-out, steel-cage deathmatch between Natalie Portman and Annette Bening. All the nominees are great, but come on, those two are the battle royal. Actually, it’s nice to have a tight race instead of a presumptive frontrunner blow-out. And these two actresses really acted their asses off last year. But, in the interest of recognizing all of the lovely ladies who were nominated today, please enjoy this very special Top Thespian Tank Top Tuesday. Being nominated for an Academy Award is rewarding and all, but looking great in a tank top is its own reward.
I bet Natalie Portman never, ever thought she’d be able to say, “In the last year I shagged both Jackie and Kelso from ‘That 70s Show.’”
Still courting the gay vote with her lesbian hair and chunky glasses, I see.
Now that she is no longer using Botox, three cheers for the imminent return of emotions to Nicole’s forehead.
Take that, Katie Holmes.
The best thing Bill Engvall has ever contributed to society.
This isn’t a tank top, but Hailee is 14 so I’m not going to go there.
Every time I abbreviate HBC, I “accidentally” slip in an “I” before the “C.” It’s really more appropriate that way, don’t you think?
Her nickname in the film was “Smurf,” that’s so awesome I won’t even quibble that she refused to take her overshirt off.
Remember when she played Helena’s ex on “The L Word?” Remember when Helena had children?
Even if you weren’t adorably and winsome, Amy, we’d still love you forever for that lesbian scene in “Standing Still.”
Gosh you know what we haven’t done in a while? A nice long, slow gender fuck. But you know how I like to keep things classy around here, right? So how about we do it in black and white. Yeah, just like that. Some things you don’t need to over think. Or, more accurately, images like above of Christina Hendricks in a dress shirt and tie make it difficult for me to think.
Now, If only they’d used this NSFW (Alert: NSFW!) pose instead. Next time, next time.
So, was it good for you?
Award season means one thing. No, not a run on seaweed wraps and protein shakes in the greater Los Angeles area. It means its SGALGG time. And thanks to its free-flowing alcohol, the Golden Globes are usually an excellent breeding ground for Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals behavior. Consider it SGALGGGG. Let Lea Michele, Jenna Ushkowitz and Dianna Agron will show everyone how it’s done.
I think Drew is confused about how to give a proper hickey.
In my head, Mo’Nique has made a filthy proposition to Nicole and Nicole is, well, seriously considering it.
Now if Sookie and Jessica were an item instead of boring old Bill, maybe I’d watch “True Blood.”
You do not know how much I wish Sigourney would put her arm around me like that.
Their shows didn’t win anything. So I’ll let Amy comfort my wife in special, private ways for the night.
Either a SGALGG moment or the beginning of Hands Across America.
Lisa is totally giving Olivia a fuck me face. Can you blame her?
I commend this lady’s desperate attempts to get SGALGGy with Olivia. Can you blame her?
Brittana lives!
p.s. Anyone know who that lady was who was part of a very GGALGG moment with Jane Lynch at the Golden Globes? Inquiring lesbians want to know.
UPDATE: Mystery solved! Though no small amount of stalking sleuthing, I (with help from an army of nosy lesbians) was able to discover that Jane Lynch did indeed bring her girlfriend, Lara Embry, to the Golden Globes, kissed her girlfriend when Glee won and plans to wed her girlfriend in May. Mazel tov, ladies. [Hat tip, Andrea, Jst_a_Grrl, Rachel and — of course — The Linster!]
