Are Bloggers More Likely To Have Sex On A First Date??

Class: I stumbled a news story today on my StumbleUpon page which made me pause and go 'hmmmmm'.

The article stated that as a result of a survey done by a UK dating service they have determined that overweight women & athletic men are more likely to have sex on a first date.

And what about bloggers I asked myself?

Maybe we should break this down a bit as there are many kinds of bloggers.

Would an overweight athletic lesbian blogger be more likely to have sex on the first date? Would a whacko humor blogger be more game to get it on? And what about an educated bicycling male blogger who wears a furry animal headdress and dances around the house dressed in a cape made from lettuce leaves?

I have so many questions now that I've read this research.

And what are your thoughts about bloggers?

Are we easy or queasy about sex on a first date?

Are Bloggers More Likely To Have Sex On A First Date??

Class: I stumbled a news story today on my StumbleUpon page which made me pause and go 'hmmmmm'.

The article stated that as a result of a survey done by a UK dating service they have determined that overweight women & athletic men are more likely to have sex on a first date.

And what about bloggers I asked myself?

Maybe we should break this down a bit as there are many kinds of bloggers.

Would an overweight athletic lesbian blogger be more likely to have sex on the first date? Would a whacko humor blogger be more game to get it on? And what about an educated bicycling male blogger who wears a furry animal headdress and dances around the house dressed in a cape made from lettuce leaves?

I have so many questions now that I've read this research.

And what are your thoughts about bloggers?

Are we easy or queasy about sex on a first date?

You're Not All That Or One Good Reason To Blog Drunk

How has your year been going class? Have you been having pain AND gain like your teacher?



My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!



Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.



And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!



I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.



So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:



You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!



However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.



For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!



Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.



(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)



With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!



Why not let your Pain be your Gain???



Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?



Why not risk it & be your authentic self?



It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.



Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)



Errr...what's that I hear you asking?



Have I been drinking & blogging?



Answer: Move over Housewives.



There's a new drunk in town.



P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.



P.P.S. Don't forget to check out my Tumblr. Click here for more weird humor.

You're Not All That Or One Good Reason To Blog Drunk

How has your year been going class? Have you been having pain AND gain like your teacher?



My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!



Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.



And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!



I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.



So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:



You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!



However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.



For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!



Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.



(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)



With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!



Why not let your Pain be your Gain???



Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?



Why not risk it & be your authentic self?



It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.



Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)



Errr...what's that I hear you asking?



Have I been drinking & blogging?



Answer: Move over Housewives.



There's a new drunk in town.



P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.



P.P.S. Don't forget to check out my Tumblr. Click here for more weird humor.

Five Things You SHOULD Know

Class, there are *things* you SHOULD know about the online world. Since some of my naughty students are suckered by tricks, cons and scams, I felt it prudent to remind you:

1. If something is too good to be true, then it generally IS! Trust this rule. For example, if someone tries to convince you that you'll make a pile of monies from blogging, don't buy it. This is one of the biggest come-on's newbies fall for. Maybe if you live til your 100's and work your a** off, you might make some chump change.

2. If someone sends you a link, consider the source. Do you know the blogger or person sending you the link, and are they computer savvy? Are they passing something on to you which you'd rather not have? I make it a practice to open very few forwards or links.

4. There's no such thing as a free lunch. If you're aiming for online success, there are two choices of words: Work! OR Delegate. I prefer to delegate. Study the work of Timothy Ferris and read his book "The 4-Hour Workweek". Semi-retire. Life is short. Simplify.

5. And last but not least, don't put all your eggs in one basket! This cliche is apt in regards to your online presence. Spread out. Use the same avatar. Brand yourself. Don't make enemies because the online global community is much smaller than you can even imagine and growing smaller all the time. Think 'three degrees' of separation!

This is going up on "Humor-blogs.com" even though it's not funny. This post was too much work to be funny.

Five Things You SHOULD Know

Class, there are *things* you SHOULD know about the online world. Since some of my naughty students are suckered by tricks, cons and scams, I felt it prudent to remind you:

1. If something is too good to be true, then it generally IS! Trust this rule. For example, if someone tries to convince you that you'll make a pile of monies from blogging, don't buy it. This is one of the biggest come-on's newbies fall for. Maybe if you live til your 100's and work your a** off, you might make some chump change.

2. If someone sends you a link, consider the source. Do you know the blogger or person sending you the link, and are they computer savvy? Are they passing something on to you which you'd rather not have? I make it a practice to open very few forwards or links.

4. There's no such thing as a free lunch. If you're aiming for online success, there are two choices of words: Work! OR Delegate. I prefer to delegate. Study the work of Timothy Ferris and read his book "The 4-Hour Workweek". Semi-retire. Life is short. Simplify.

5. And last but not least, don't put all your eggs in one basket! This cliche is apt in regards to your online presence. Spread out. Use the same avatar. Brand yourself. Don't make enemies because the online global community is much smaller than you can even imagine and growing smaller all the time. Think 'three degrees' of separation!

This is going up on "Humor-blogs.com" even though it's not funny. This post was too much work to be funny.

Trimming The Blog and Twit Fat

I was shocked to discover all the cr** on my computer recently, even with all the housekeeping I do on a daily basis. Something diabolical had attached itself to my 'puter, and it took a long time to get rid of this yukky thing. In the process, I discovered so much MORE to delete. My history. My cache.

Twitter people who don't follow me back. Deleted.

Twitter people who only write, "Updated my Squidoo page." Deleted

Twitter people who promote, promote, promote. Deleted.

Twitter people who only write good night or good morning. Deleted.

Cracking the whip never felt so good. Quite satisfying and juicy.

The same thing happened to blogs which were not updated. Deleted. The bloggers hadn't even bothered to inform me their blog had died, or they had offed or abandoned it. I said a silent prayer for all the blogs who had passed my way and who were now zombified in cyber-land.

There should be an online cemetery for dead blogs, dontcha think? This would be a place where we could go and light a candle or place some flowers on their cyber grave and honor them.

Back to the present--what captures my attention are amusing, creative, and generous bloggers twitter-ers, and plurkers.

I've listed some of my favs on my Funny Blogs Squidoo site.

This will find a home on "Humor-Blogs.com".

Trimming The Blog and Twit Fat

I was shocked to discover all the cr** on my computer recently, even with all the housekeeping I do on a daily basis. Something diabolical had attached itself to my 'puter, and it took a long time to get rid of this yukky thing. In the process, I discovered so much MORE to delete. My history. My cache.

Twitter people who don't follow me back. Deleted.

Twitter people who only write, "Updated my Squidoo page." Deleted

Twitter people who promote, promote, promote. Deleted.

Twitter people who only write good night or good morning. Deleted.

Cracking the whip never felt so good. Quite satisfying and juicy.

The same thing happened to blogs which were not updated. Deleted. The bloggers hadn't even bothered to inform me their blog had died, or they had offed or abandoned it. I said a silent prayer for all the blogs who had passed my way and who were now zombified in cyber-land.

There should be an online cemetery for dead blogs, dontcha think? This would be a place where we could go and light a candle or place some flowers on their cyber grave and honor them.

Back to the present--what captures my attention are amusing, creative, and generous bloggers twitter-ers, and plurkers.

I've listed some of my favs on my Funny Blogs Squidoo site.

This will find a home on "Humor-Blogs.com".

I'm Just Sayin'

Class: I voted for the Twitties yesterday. In case you don't know, there's yet ANOTHER contest--this time, it's for different categories of twits from Twitter.

The Twitties run until Sept. 12 so you have time to vote and amuse yourself with those nominated. I have to agree with one nomination however--nick's twit: "Haha, really? THOSE are the nominees for the Twitties? It's as if Space Chimps and Love Guru were fighting for Best Picture."

Frankly, I was shocked shocked shocked to discover I wasn't nominated in some of these categories, and I feel the head or the board or the whatever of the Titties....err, Twitties should include a write-in nomination so I can be nominated.

Don't you feel this way too, my beloved students?

In the meantime I'll post snarky and/or put-down twits now that I know there's a contest. What do the winners receive? A Gold Tit? What?! This prize information should be stated on the Twitties site so we can at least be somewhat envious.


I'm submitting this to "Humor-blogs.com".

I'm Just Sayin'

Class: I voted for the Twitties yesterday. In case you don't know, there's yet ANOTHER contest--this time, it's for different categories of twits from Twitter.

The Twitties run until Sept. 12 so you have time to vote and amuse yourself with those nominated. I have to agree with one nomination however--nick's twit: "Haha, really? THOSE are the nominees for the Twitties? It's as if Space Chimps and Love Guru were fighting for Best Picture."

Frankly, I was shocked shocked shocked to discover I wasn't nominated in some of these categories, and I feel the head or the board or the whatever of the Titties....err, Twitties should include a write-in nomination so I can be nominated.

Don't you feel this way too, my beloved students?

In the meantime I'll post snarky and/or put-down twits now that I know there's a contest. What do the winners receive? A Gold Tit? What?! This prize information should be stated on the Twitties site so we can at least be somewhat envious.


I'm submitting this to "Humor-blogs.com".

What We Say To Other Bloggers

Class, I'll make this post short and sweet because my time is limited these Dog Daze of August as I prepare for YET another vacation!

Here's this week's KISS blog tips:

• Let your readers know they're important. Point your finger at them--but only use your index finger, never your middle finger.
  

• Pictures are more important than words in blogs.
  

• Are you talking your target blogger language?

• Keep lots of space between sentences.

You can read more on this topic in the post "Does Your Content Work for an Aging Population?" by James Chartrand. Click here for his tips.

I'm submitting this post to "Humor-Blogs.com"

What We Say To Other Bloggers

Class, I'll make this post short and sweet because my time is limited these Dog Daze of August as I prepare for YET another vacation!

Here's this week's KISS blog tips:

• Let your readers know they're important. Point your finger at them--but only use your index finger, never your middle finger.
  

• Pictures are more important than words in blogs.
  

• Are you talking your target blogger language?

• Keep lots of space between sentences.

You can read more on this topic in the post "Does Your Content Work for an Aging Population?" by James Chartrand. Click here for his tips.

I'm submitting this post to "Humor-Blogs.com"