How has your year been going class? Have you been having pain AND gain like your teacher?
My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!
Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.
And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!
I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.
So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:
You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!
However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.
For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!
Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.
(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)
With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!
Why not let your Pain be your Gain???
Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?
Why not risk it & be your authentic self?
It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.
Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)
Errr...what's that I hear you asking?
Have I been drinking & blogging?
Answer: Move over Housewives.
There's a new drunk in town.
P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.
P.P.S. Don't forget to check out my Tumblr. Click here for more weird humor.
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Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts
Saturday, August 20, 2011
You're Not All That Or One Good Reason To Blog Drunk
How has your year been going class? Have you been having pain AND gain like your teacher?
My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!
Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.
And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!
I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.
So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:
You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!
However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.
For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!
Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.
(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)
With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!
Why not let your Pain be your Gain???
Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?
Why not risk it & be your authentic self?
It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.
Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)
Errr...what's that I hear you asking?
Have I been drinking & blogging?
Answer: Move over Housewives.
There's a new drunk in town.
P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.
P.P.S. Don't forget to check out my Tumblr. Click here for more weird humor.
My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!
Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.
And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!
I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.
So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:
You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!
However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.
For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!
Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.
(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)
With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!
Why not let your Pain be your Gain???
Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?
Why not risk it & be your authentic self?
It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.
Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)
Errr...what's that I hear you asking?
Have I been drinking & blogging?
Answer: Move over Housewives.
There's a new drunk in town.
P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.
P.P.S. Don't forget to check out my Tumblr. Click here for more weird humor.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Sammi Giancola a.k.a. Sammi Sweetheart From Jersey Shore Leaked Nude Photos
Source: www.GutterUncensored.com
So, Jersey Shore's Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola apparently is the latest celeb to be caught in a leaked nude photo scandal. Nude photos of a woman who is said to be Sammi Giancola posing on the bed have begun circulating the web, and though they are hard to find and seem to be getting removed quickly. And you thought JWoww would be the first of the Jersey Shore cast to have "leaked" nude photos of herself on the Internet, but it looks like Sammi Sweetheart beat her to the punch. But she is denying that the photos are of her of course.
Anyway, we cannot solidly say they are 100% authentic. But a lot of people seem to be talking about her leaked nudes so I am going with it. Supposedly over 50 celebs had their computers and e-mails hacked so this leak could be related to that. Scarlett Johansson is said to have had her iPhone hacked, which is cool because I didn't know was possible. LOL... But means that there will be nude photos of Scarlett hitting the web soon. Can't wait for that... And while I can't vouch for the authenticity of the first pic of Sammi below, I can vouch for the fact that it shows a nice pussy. Enjoy! Click on pictures to enlarge.
Here she is being photographed by professionals:
Here she is with the entire cast of Jersey Shore, hopefully you can tell which one she is because I cannot:
Source: http://www.GutterUncensored.com
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