Showing posts with label mashable twitter tools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mashable twitter tools. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'm Just Sayin'


Class: I voted for the Twitties yesterday. In case you don't know, there's yet ANOTHER contest--this time, it's for different categories of twits from Twitter.

The Twitties run until Sept. 12 so you have time to vote and amuse yourself with those nominated. I have to agree with one nomination however--nick's twit: "Haha, really? THOSE are the nominees for the Twitties? It's as if Space Chimps and Love Guru were fighting for Best Picture."

Frankly, I was shocked shocked shocked to discover I wasn't nominated in some of these categories, and I feel the head or the board or the whatever of the Titties....err, Twitties should include a write-in nomination so I can be nominated.

Don't you feel this way too, my beloved students?

In the meantime I'll post snarky and/or put-down twits now that I know there's a contest. What do the winners receive? A Gold Tit? What?! This prize information should be stated on the Twitties site so we can at least be somewhat envious.


I'm submitting this to "Humor-blogs.com".

I'm Just Sayin'


Class: I voted for the Twitties yesterday. In case you don't know, there's yet ANOTHER contest--this time, it's for different categories of twits from Twitter.

The Twitties run until Sept. 12 so you have time to vote and amuse yourself with those nominated. I have to agree with one nomination however--nick's twit: "Haha, really? THOSE are the nominees for the Twitties? It's as if Space Chimps and Love Guru were fighting for Best Picture."

Frankly, I was shocked shocked shocked to discover I wasn't nominated in some of these categories, and I feel the head or the board or the whatever of the Titties....err, Twitties should include a write-in nomination so I can be nominated.

Don't you feel this way too, my beloved students?

In the meantime I'll post snarky and/or put-down twits now that I know there's a contest. What do the winners receive? A Gold Tit? What?! This prize information should be stated on the Twitties site so we can at least be somewhat envious.


I'm submitting this to "Humor-blogs.com".

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Chillin' and Surfing Blogs


Class, there are dayz when I just wanna surf and discover things on the net, and today's one of those dayz for me. I don't wanna make a big ol post or put up an interview (although a good one is in the works!), I just wanna sip my Cristal as I surf.

Ya know the feeling, right?

Here's some interesting links and stories I discovered today:

The first one I discovered via Bloggersblog via Identi.ca/

Titled "Modest Website Is Behind A Bevy of Memes", click here to read it.

And this site interested me too:

Twingly, a new blog search engine

And this oldie post on Blogging Bits which was NEWS to me. I've never heard of re-tweeting before!

And then I surfed to this cool place to find the most fabulous Twits: Favrd

And FINALLY (actually there's more, but I wanna get back to my surfing!), there's this link to help you understand Plurk better: Mypleeps

Whooaaa...just writing all these links tuckered me out!

Back to grab another glass of the bubbly and reading and Second Life and Surfing!

Over and Out! And I'm submitting this to the "Humor-Blogs.com" site even though I'm unclear whether that is still the proper protocol with them.

Hey, before ya leave...check out the new re-design on this blog. Bettah, eh? You and I can both thank Heather of Goofy Girl Designs for the spiffy new look! Now you don't have to feel you're keeling over to the left as you read my posts since she righted me!

Chillin' and Surfing Blogs


Class, there are dayz when I just wanna surf and discover things on the net, and today's one of those dayz for me. I don't wanna make a big ol post or put up an interview (although a good one is in the works!), I just wanna sip my Cristal as I surf.

Ya know the feeling, right?

Here's some interesting links and stories I discovered today:

The first one I discovered via Bloggersblog via Identi.ca/

Titled "Modest Website Is Behind A Bevy of Memes", click here to read it.

And this site interested me too:

Twingly, a new blog search engine

And this oldie post on Blogging Bits which was NEWS to me. I've never heard of re-tweeting before!

And then I surfed to this cool place to find the most fabulous Twits: Favrd

And FINALLY (actually there's more, but I wanna get back to my surfing!), there's this link to help you understand Plurk better: Mypleeps

Whooaaa...just writing all these links tuckered me out!

Back to grab another glass of the bubbly and reading and Second Life and Surfing!

Over and Out! And I'm submitting this to the "Humor-Blogs.com" site even though I'm unclear whether that is still the proper protocol with them.

Hey, before ya leave...check out the new re-design on this blog. Bettah, eh? You and I can both thank Heather of Goofy Girl Designs for the spiffy new look! Now you don't have to feel you're keeling over to the left as you read my posts since she righted me!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Twitter Gone Wild


Class, the phenomena of Twitter is astonishing and perhaps a bit over the top, dontcha think? I've been collecting apps for it for some time. However, today I read that Mashable has published many of the same ones I've been collecting and even MORE!

However, you Blondalicious Teacher has some that NOT EVEN Mashable has discovered, and here's why:

they haven't been invented yet!

So I'm gonna reveal to you, my beloved and super delicious students, MY own Twitter apps:

Twitterfunk: a group for those that are plum twittered out

Twittermirror: for those who want to find someone that mirrors them EXACTLY

Twittercircle: those who like to f***with Twitter and post the exact same thing over and over and over and over.....

Twittermania: ok, we know you brush your teeth, take a s***, and so what????

Twitterfeel: for those you'd like to feel up in a sensitive, supportive fashion

Twitterguns: hey, we know you've got the testosterone. Your power shows. Trust me!

Twitter-xiety: a back-up Twitter when Twitter is down--handy for your freak-outs

TweetGrope: for those that feel the need to share a twit group grope

Titter-twitter: laughing behind your back twitter-hood--super secret and private group

Not to be confused with:

Tit-twitter: an alert for those who tweet about the mammary glands...better known as b**bs

Twitter-nonmyous:
for burnt-out, ex Twitter-ers

Twebes: the cognoscenti of Twitter users

Twitter-gram: send an old-fashioned telegram to another Twitter user to blow their mind

Twit Tucks: don't even ask...simply use your intuition on this one

I'm submitting this to "Humor-Blogs.com"

Oh, here's the useful 140 Mashable Twitter Tools for you real Tool Bags.

Which includes (probably/maybe) you and me. Oh well!

Twitter Gone Wild


Class, the phenomena of Twitter is astonishing and perhaps a bit over the top, dontcha think? I've been collecting apps for it for some time. However, today I read that Mashable has published many of the same ones I've been collecting and even MORE!

However, you Blondalicious Teacher has some that NOT EVEN Mashable has discovered, and here's why:

they haven't been invented yet!

So I'm gonna reveal to you, my beloved and super delicious students, MY own Twitter apps:

Twitterfunk: a group for those that are plum twittered out

Twittermirror: for those who want to find someone that mirrors them EXACTLY

Twittercircle: those who like to f***with Twitter and post the exact same thing over and over and over and over.....

Twittermania: ok, we know you brush your teeth, take a s***, and so what????

Twitterfeel: for those you'd like to feel up in a sensitive, supportive fashion

Twitterguns: hey, we know you've got the testosterone. Your power shows. Trust me!

Twitter-xiety: a back-up Twitter when Twitter is down--handy for your freak-outs

TweetGrope: for those that feel the need to share a twit group grope

Titter-twitter: laughing behind your back twitter-hood--super secret and private group

Not to be confused with:

Tit-twitter: an alert for those who tweet about the mammary glands...better known as b**bs

Twitter-nonmyous:
for burnt-out, ex Twitter-ers

Twebes: the cognoscenti of Twitter users

Twitter-gram: send an old-fashioned telegram to another Twitter user to blow their mind

Twit Tucks: don't even ask...simply use your intuition on this one

I'm submitting this to "Humor-Blogs.com"

Oh, here's the useful 140 Mashable Twitter Tools for you real Tool Bags.

Which includes (probably/maybe) you and me. Oh well!