Class, the phenomena of Twitter is astonishing and perhaps a bit over the top, dontcha think? I've been collecting apps for it for some time. However, today I read that Mashable has published many of the same ones I've been collecting and even MORE!
However, you Blondalicious Teacher has some that NOT EVEN Mashable has discovered, and here's why:
they haven't been invented yet!
So I'm gonna reveal to you, my beloved and super delicious students, MY own Twitter apps:
Twitterfunk: a group for those that are plum twittered out
Twittermirror: for those who want to find someone that mirrors them EXACTLY
Twittercircle: those who like to f***with Twitter and post the exact same thing over and over and over and over.....
Twittermania: ok, we know you brush your teeth, take a s***, and so what????
Twitterfeel: for those you'd like to feel up in a sensitive, supportive fashion
Twitterguns: hey, we know you've got the testosterone. Your power shows. Trust me!
Twitter-xiety: a back-up Twitter when Twitter is down--handy for your freak-outs
TweetGrope: for those that feel the need to share a twit group grope
Titter-twitter: laughing behind your back twitter-hood--super secret and private group
Not to be confused with:
Tit-twitter: an alert for those who tweet about the mammary glands...better known as b**bs
Twitter-nonmyous: for burnt-out, ex Twitter-ers
Twebes: the cognoscenti of Twitter users
Twitter-gram: send an old-fashioned telegram to another Twitter user to blow their mind
Twit Tucks: don't even ask...simply use your intuition on this one
I'm submitting this to "Humor-Blogs.com"
Oh, here's the useful 140 Mashable Twitter Tools for you real Tool Bags.
Which includes (probably/maybe) you and me. Oh well!
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