Wow, almost another whole year is in the history books. As with every end of the year, I tend to get a little retrospective. But instead of just reflecting on the historic and personal milestones for the year, I like to think about what really matters – tank tops. Or, more specifically, the women I failed to feature throughout the year in tank tops. I only have a few days left to right this terrible wrong. But, you know what they say, better late than never having Naomi Watts waiting for you in a tank top, fedora and wingtips on the kitchen counter.
Freida Pinto
She has been MIA since “Slumdog Millionaire,” but we’ll see that beautiful face back on screen where it belongs next year.
Margaret Cho
Getting bounced off “Dancing with the Stars” early was actually a good thing. The less you’re around a Palin, the better for your mental health.
Maggie Siff
I’m not into biker gangs, but suddenly I can see the appeal.
Molly Ringwald
I think I speak for all children of the 80s when I say,
damn girl.
Catherine Bell
On second thought, I think I like her out of
uniform better.
Olivia Williams
Oh, “Dollhouse,” if only you’d been given a chance.
Rashida Jones
I know, I know – I can’t shut up about
how happy I am “Parks & Recreation” is coming back.
Natalie Portman
I know, I know – I also can’t shut up about
how great “Black Swan” is.
Jessica Alba
This picture is so hot I’m pretty sure it’s illegal in 32 states.
Whew, now on to 2011.
Oh, shit. It’s Monday again. But wait, naked ladies. There, all better. Sometimes, kittens, it’s just that simple. I mean, if our beautiful friend Freida Pinto above doesn’t improve your day exponentially, then I’m not sure anything will. But why am I still talking? Happy NSFWish Monday.
Did you know Emmanuelle is 47? French women apparently don’t age, either.
Though French women do, in the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot, got back.
Seriously, I still miss “Pushing Daisies” so much.
You always have to look out for the nice ones.
Well, now I can see why the thought of never having Keira would drive that poor bloke with the flashcards to go fight zombies instead.
Wow, almost another whole year is in the history books. As with every end of the year, I tend to get a little retrospective. But instead of just reflecting on the historic and personal milestones for the year, I like to think about what really matters – tank tops. Or, more specifically, the women I failed to feature throughout the year in tank tops. I only have a few days left to right this terrible wrong. But, you know what they say, better late than never having Naomi Watts waiting for you in a tank top, fedora and wingtips on the kitchen counter.
She has been MIA since “Slumdog Millionaire,” but we’ll see that beautiful face back on screen where it belongs next year.
Getting bounced off “Dancing with the Stars” early was actually a good thing. The less you’re around a Palin, the better for your mental health.
I’m not into biker gangs, but suddenly I can see the appeal.
I think I speak for all children of the 80s when I say, damn girl.
On second thought, I think I like her out of uniform better.
Oh, “Dollhouse,” if only you’d been given a chance.
I know, I know – I can’t shut up about how happy I am “Parks & Recreation” is coming back.
I know, I know – I also can’t shut up about how great “Black Swan” is.
This picture is so hot I’m pretty sure it’s illegal in 32 states.
