How To Write A Bad Blog In Seconds

Here's how you do it Class! Remember the principle: KISS? Keep.It.Simple. Sweetie.

Here's the deal. I've just been informed of a contest on Problogger, and I'm possibly (maybe or probably already too late) to enter. But since I follow the advice of His Holiness The Dalai Lama who writes, "Never Give Up!", I'm gonna enter anyway, and KISS.

So here's How To Write A Bad Blog In The Last Second in Five Easy Steps:

1. Make spelling mis-stakes.
2. Insert artwork which doesn't apply to your post.
3. Imbibe alcohol and slur your wurrds.
4. Impune another A-List blogger.
5. Stroke your own ego in words.

Oh...and of course, I need to add this for Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"! Or Else!

PS This contest ended in 2006! Guess I've been drinking too many glasses of Cristal! Or I'm having a deja vu, or time traveling, or....

How To Write A Bad Blog In Seconds

Here's how you do it Class! Remember the principle: KISS? Keep.It.Simple. Sweetie.

Here's the deal. I've just been informed of a contest on Problogger, and I'm possibly (maybe or probably already too late) to enter. But since I follow the advice of His Holiness The Dalai Lama who writes, "Never Give Up!", I'm gonna enter anyway, and KISS.

So here's How To Write A Bad Blog In The Last Second in Five Easy Steps:

1. Make spelling mis-stakes.
2. Insert artwork which doesn't apply to your post.
3. Imbibe alcohol and slur your wurrds.
4. Impune another A-List blogger.
5. Stroke your own ego in words.

Oh...and of course, I need to add this for Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"! Or Else!

PS This contest ended in 2006! Guess I've been drinking too many glasses of Cristal! Or I'm having a deja vu, or time traveling, or....