Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Just in case you missed it, here is the ENTIRE Republican debate from earlier tonight. With a side order of tweets!
I have to say that I actually had fun watching this.
I really like watching Republicans go for each others jugular.
I tweeted my fingers to the bone during this debate, so rather than write up a whole long post concerning my opinion about who won, who lost, and who said the stupidest thing, I will just let you read my highly informative, truly inspired, and potentially libelous tweets. (And remember, I MAY have been drinking during the debate.)
Perry is talking. I am pinching myself to remind me I am not having a nightmare about George W. Bush.
Matthews should be happy. Romney is trying to kick Perry in the balls. He is missing, but he is trying.
Okay Romney landed one. Does Perry believe he is responsible for the oil in the ground in Texas?
Wait is that Santorum? Here let me Google him to make sure.
Herman Cain is going for the applause lines. Why do I crave deep dish pizza all of the sudden?
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! It is "Crazy time with Bachmann!" I LOVE this show!
Is she blaming the economy on "Obamacare?" Uh seriously?(Which by the way does not even start to kick in until 2013.)
Well who could possibly out crazy Bachmann? Mr. Paul, you are up.
Oh Brian Williams is going to get some nasty e-mails tonight! How dare he confront the leprechaun of Libertarianism.
Uh oh, I think Newt is working for the Perry campaign!
Perry smells Romney blood in the water. "Did somebody say healthcare?" he drawls.
Let's sum up Romney's defense. "MY healthcare plan good. Obama healthcare plan bad!"
"Why are people uninsured in Texas?" Perry "Federal government." WTF?
I think Bachamnn just said something smart. I am looking out of the window for locusts and fiery rain.
Newt is attacking the moderators! Quick load up the tranquilizer guns! (Yelled at Brain Williams and that Politco guy to not attempt to make Republicans disagree with each other. I am not sure that Newt understands the concept of a "debate.")
The journalists are "protecting" Barack Obama? When did that happen?
Santorum is speaking in the third person again.
Holy crap! Rick Perry just looked through my television at me. Yeah, I don't like that!
Romney will not say that Bachmann crazy. Pansy!
Paul just kicked Perry in his "Hillarycare" supporting balls.
Ron Paul just jumped the shark with his condemnation of Reagan policies in the eighties. I guess he was ALWAYS on that side of the shark.
Yeah Rick Perry, why do you hate old people? (Called Social Security a "Ponzi scheme.")
Perry attacks Karl Rove? Ooh that is going to leave a mark!
Romney found chink in the Perry armor.
Oh NOW Perry does not want to fight. Yeah, that is how bullies ALWAYS respond.
Herman Cain is talking about the Chile model. Why is that man always making me hungry?
Funniest line thus far. Ron Paul saying "I as President."
I think I have to agree with Perry about the HPV vaccine. I hate myself for it, but I do.
Romney is supporting Perry on the HPV vaccine. Crap I hate it when they stop fighting!
Why is Newt talking about WMDs again? Somebody get the man a calendar.
Paul hates people affected by natural disasters. What did people do before FEMA? They died.
Huntsman wants to talk about something important. And his tan is VERY Presidential. He wins points with me.
Newt offers solution to education. "Get rid of public education!" So simple, why didn't anybody else think of that?
Hey! How come the Hispanic moderator does not get a chair?
Romney wants a border fence. That is just for YOU Teabaggers. Romney loves you, don't forget.
Wow, Romney just went full Teabagger!
Santorum punts the immigration issue concerning the illegals already in the country.
Hispanics wants us to stop helping illegal aliens? "Screw you Uncle Jesus, get your green card!" (Bachmann claimed to have spoken to Hispanics who did not want Federal dollars spent on illegal immigrants in this country.)
Wow everything is so simple for Herman Cain. He is either a genius, or Herman Cain.
Paul going after the drug laws. The stoner voting block is his for the asking.
Ron Paul said that those border fences might keep us from vacationing in Peurto Vallarta. I KNEW those fences weren't for the Mexicans! (Ron Paul had said the border fences are to keep Americans in.)
Romney says he IS member of Tea Party. Baggers say "Nuh uh!"
Bachmann is trying to channel Reagan. Nancy looks doubtful.
Huntsman says no to pledges and immediately starts to lose his voice. Somewhere Grover Nordquist is choking a voodoo doll.
Bachmann: "Obama is weakening our military." Yes because killing terrorists makes the rest of the world think we are push overs.
Huntsman defends science? I thought he was a Republican?
Perry grabbed the scientists by the scruff of the neck and throws them under his big ole Texas bus. Now that is a Republican! (In response to Perry saying that the findings on climate science are not agreed to by most scientists.)
(I did correct a few spelling mistakes, but for the most part those are my tweets as tweeted in the heat of the moment.)
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