Three Ways To Profit From Blogs

Class, I've been doing a lot of thinking about JOBS as of late. And I'd like to share three ways you MIGHT be able to make some money through the blog world.

Since so many people have lost their jobs in the economic downturn in America and are now out of work, they're seeking new employment and/or ways to create income.

If you're strapped for cash, you may have considered making an adult movie such as the characters in the new movie, "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Some of these recently unemployed are EVEN investigating blogging to see if there's a way they can make a living through blogging.

Well, I'm here to tell them, fat chance! An adult movie would probably be a better bet.

Not to say money can't EVENTUALLY be earned by blogging if you work your sweet little tushie off! But this will take TIME!

If time isn't on your side and you need monies now, here's three ideas to earn money through the blog world which won't embarrass you someday should your adult movie go viral:

1. Blog flipping--buying and selling deserted blogs
2. Create a blog group in your town/city/area where bloggers get together to critique blogs & help newbie bloggers and one another with their skills and knowledge. Charge for membership or at the door.
3. Create a Blog Bash event where for 24 hours enrolled bloggers would engage in a smackdown. Betting, dirty tricks, psychological gambits, voting, monetary prizes, and power would be involved. It would closely resemble the U.S. political process. This is a sure winner.

This post will be going up on "Humor-blogs.com".

Three Ways To Profit From Blogs

Class, I've been doing a lot of thinking about JOBS as of late. And I'd like to share three ways you MIGHT be able to make some money through the blog world.

Since so many people have lost their jobs in the economic downturn in America and are now out of work, they're seeking new employment and/or ways to create income.

If you're strapped for cash, you may have considered making an adult movie such as the characters in the new movie, "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Some of these recently unemployed are EVEN investigating blogging to see if there's a way they can make a living through blogging.

Well, I'm here to tell them, fat chance! An adult movie would probably be a better bet.

Not to say money can't EVENTUALLY be earned by blogging if you work your sweet little tushie off! But this will take TIME!

If time isn't on your side and you need monies now, here's three ideas to earn money through the blog world which won't embarrass you someday should your adult movie go viral:

1. Blog flipping--buying and selling deserted blogs
2. Create a blog group in your town/city/area where bloggers get together to critique blogs & help newbie bloggers and one another with their skills and knowledge. Charge for membership or at the door.
3. Create a Blog Bash event where for 24 hours enrolled bloggers would engage in a smackdown. Betting, dirty tricks, psychological gambits, voting, monetary prizes, and power would be involved. It would closely resemble the U.S. political process. This is a sure winner.

This post will be going up on "Humor-blogs.com".

How To Get Famous or Rich Through Blog Homework

Yoohooo Class, it's me your Blondalicious Teacher showing up on a Friday with your homework assignment for the weekend. I like doing this, ya know...there's a bit of perversity in me. No, I didn't say perverted. Perversity and perverted are two very different words. Perversity means "deliberate and stubborn unruliness and resistance to guidance or discipline." That's why I'm the teacher who shows up on Friday with a homework assignment! Got it!

Ok, down to business. Listen Up! The first link has 100+ Sites where you can promote yourself. I get tired just looking at this long list, so I'll let you look at it. I think that's fair. After all, I'm the teacher, and you're the students, right? Oh, how I wish I could find the right person to do all of this promoting for me. My life would be so much easier! Alas, I've not found the perfect love slave for this position yet. If you think you've got what it takes, you can leave your credentials in the comment box.

Your Homework Assignment Should You Care To Work Your Fanny Off: sign up for as many (or all) of these sites as you can and promote your blog! While you're at it, promote me too. Prepare yourself with a huge box of bags of Doritos and a fridge beside your computer filled with Red Bull. Click here for the LONG list.

Your second homework assignment is to check out this organization, Blog Authors. If you make any money, be sure and let me know. I'm still dubious if anyone can make a DECENT living online without working your a$$ off, but one never knows! The Blogosphere is still young, and maybe one of these methods will actually turn out to be easy, fun, and a GREAT money-maker! Until then, I'll keep researching this subject of making money through blogging and stick to my day job which is Goofing-Off, the best job in the world I might add--if you can land it! Job description: amply fill out a black teddy.

What do you think about earning BIG money from blogging, Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"?

How To Get Famous or Rich Through Blog Homework

Yoohooo Class, it's me your Blondalicious Teacher showing up on a Friday with your homework assignment for the weekend. I like doing this, ya know...there's a bit of perversity in me. No, I didn't say perverted. Perversity and perverted are two very different words. Perversity means "deliberate and stubborn unruliness and resistance to guidance or discipline." That's why I'm the teacher who shows up on Friday with a homework assignment! Got it!

Ok, down to business. Listen Up! The first link has 100+ Sites where you can promote yourself. I get tired just looking at this long list, so I'll let you look at it. I think that's fair. After all, I'm the teacher, and you're the students, right? Oh, how I wish I could find the right person to do all of this promoting for me. My life would be so much easier! Alas, I've not found the perfect love slave for this position yet. If you think you've got what it takes, you can leave your credentials in the comment box.

Your Homework Assignment Should You Care To Work Your Fanny Off: sign up for as many (or all) of these sites as you can and promote your blog! While you're at it, promote me too. Prepare yourself with a huge box of bags of Doritos and a fridge beside your computer filled with Red Bull. Click here for the LONG list.

Your second homework assignment is to check out this organization, Blog Authors. If you make any money, be sure and let me know. I'm still dubious if anyone can make a DECENT living online without working your a$$ off, but one never knows! The Blogosphere is still young, and maybe one of these methods will actually turn out to be easy, fun, and a GREAT money-maker! Until then, I'll keep researching this subject of making money through blogging and stick to my day job which is Goofing-Off, the best job in the world I might add--if you can land it! Job description: amply fill out a black teddy.

What do you think about earning BIG money from blogging, Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com"?