I am woman, hear me roar! That's not a far cry from a byline photo. I could definitely smack my chompers on Jake Gyllenhaal!
At long last, I'm making my debut as Citylink's new sex columnist. In the first column, I review Ron Magill's educational, laugh-your-ass-off Sex and the Animals presentation at Miami Metrozoo. Don't miss all the raving about walrus penises and chimpanzees in estrus!
If you've come here by way of Citylink and are a Sex and the Beach virgin, slip into something comfortable, pour a glass of your favorite poison and cuddle by the ac with some classic Manola. The archives are chock full of favorites, here are just a few:
City of Miami Beach To Fund Pubic Hair Removal in Sanitation Policy
Food Foe Kate Moss Warms Up to the Plate with Real South Beach Diet
Jaundiced Tranny Bozo Found Posing for South Beach Escort Ads
South Beach Miniskirt Crisis Boosts Imports of Antibacterial Fabric in Aftermath of Vaginal Excretion Epidemic
Paleontologists Unearth Rare Carnivorous Raptor Sporting Jurrasic Hair Extensions
South Beach Grouper Gropes Unsuspecting Gays Unleashing Apocalyptic Wrath
tags: citylink, sex columnist, animal sex
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