OK. HERE IS MY JD RESUME (THE RESUME THAT DID NOT WORK)

Watch this film clip to find out where the Resume is, and happy hunting!

My nose started running half way thru. But as I say, my sinus cavities are all wrecked by now from all the Fucking chemicals. But I ain't sorry, and I ain't Hollywood, trying to create a 100 or so year old illusion.

This is me, and I ain't making no money from all this. So if youse don't like the sniffing, turn me off and don't be a critic.

The world if full of critics.

In fact, youse should be thanking me for being here to make you feel alive.

I am a bankrupt man, drowning in debt. With no way out, and caught up in a systemic thicket.

And so lost. So, so lost.

Kids. Do not go to law school unless you are well  "set up" for what comes after Law School.

Also, and a word to the Wise. You might by now try and figure out who the Fuck I am.

I mean, you had better learn about who, my namesake, Dr. John David Mountain was.

And who his friends were.

I am willing to die for the cause of Student Loan Injustice in America, and I refuse to carry this debt into my old age. I would rather kill myself at some point before age 70.

There is more than one way to skin a cat, and that is politics, plain and simple. The art of the practical.

Next, I am going to start naming names. Lots of them, and skin a lot of cats.