HERE IS THAT SCAN OF MY STUDENT LOAN BALANCE (TIME TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!)

Alexis de Tocqueville
He Had Our Number!

My Student Loan Debt is now past 300 K. It has Grown from the 79K that it was in 1997, to the 300K that it is today. Next year at this time the debt will be quadrupled. In ten years, or a little over, it may well reach one million dollars.

AND THE FUCKING MEDIA DOESN'T GIVE A FLYIN' FUCK! 

OH DEAR GOD. I WENT TO A LAW SCHOOL. AND I GRADUATED.

AND IT ALL TURNED OUT THIS WAY.

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

IT IS TIME TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT. I AM SO FUCKING FREAKED OUT BY THIS PRICE TAG ON MY HEAD.

OH DEAR GOD. IS THERE A GOD?

Oh well. I guess the only question now is: Which model is the best one for:

BLOWING MY  FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

HA HA. Only kidding.

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Bullies

Bullies with money

Grab the weak kids and bash them
till they bleed.

Bullies with money
and all full of bluster
Break open the noses of punks
and cold cock them on the chin
with a mean nasty grin

Because Bullies with money
get away with grubby nails and
greasy fingers.

And Bullies with money
with fists full of muscle
like to squeeze on the necks
of the women that hustle.

Bullies with money
make the crybabies cry
and yank on the ties
of kids out of College.

Cause Bullies with money
get great big boners

as they bash you, and bash you, and bash you

some more.



                                                                   JD Painter




And Re: The College Transcript: Don't worry. It is coming. Youse will just have to put your little Gregson and Lestrade thinking caps on and figure out where I have hidden it......when I finally do bury it somewhere in this blog, that is.

And of course, if I don't do myself in before I get to that point. (HA! HA!)

In any event, Professor Allan Bloom called it. Higher Ed. has failed Democracy because it did not care a fig about the larger Society. (Now all covered over in tattoos) WTF?

The Moral relativists, the Hippies and the Counterculture Baby Boomers that is, Fucked it all up for the younger kids, and the American Mind is now FUCKING CLOSED! And after all, who in their right mind wants to become "Educated"  (those that cannot afford it, that is) if they have to borrow money for it, and then end up like me?

Kids, if you cannot afford a Higher Education:

DO NOT BORROW FOR IT!

And so:

Heare's a glass to Higher Ed.

and every bleedin' yutz.

Learn a Trade,

you'll have it made

ye deaf, dumb and blind kid

PUTZ!

You will be working all day, but at least you will not live a life of deep, surreal DEBT, and you might even have a good credit score as well.

As the lyrics say in this song by Gentle Giant: "Easy to say that everybody's equal. Then look around and see it ain't true."

And turn it up. LOUD!

Three friends are made. Three friends are laughs and tears.

As time stood still the days turned into years.

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Jingoism

Jingoism
Jingoism
Huh Ha Hoo!
Hu Ha Hoo!

Rambo held the corporate gun
and Mick Jagger pulled the trigger.
Cause both are *Havishams
(That ain't too hard to figure)

Jingoism
Jingoism
Slander! Treason! Smut!
John Wayne dies with no blood
Cause he took it in the gut.

Poppin Boners!
Poppin Boners!
Heee Heee Heee!
Heee Heee Heee!

And Sammy's Daisy bombs
and cum shots,
spray all o'er land and sea.

Democracy in America
Rewards all the crap
while students are impoverished
and lead lives of disgrace

And Ozzy's wife
Oh! Ozzy's wife,
Rings the bell on Wall street,
Then throws a nice, ice cold Capitalistic drink
right

          in
                  your
                               face.

                                         
                                             JD Painterguy

*As in Miss Havisham from Great Expectations (The very premise of her wealth, or having anything, was a sham.) I think Ann Coulter will laugh a little, with her delightful, lovely laugh and smile, at that sentiment. (Given what she has written, in the past, about celebrities, and their fundamental validity and/or worthiness in general.)


Speaking of Great Expectations Ann, may I call you Estella?

Oh! Estella!

BTW, can you believe how the Baby Boomers were all so enamored of the clown, Mick Jagger? What bullshit! I mean....look at the buffoon! And with that idiotic hat! What the hell were the boomers thinking?

Like Glenn Beck even remarked, in so many words, it sounds like he is singing: "I Inject! I inject!"

"A shrewed, middle class boy, he played the possessed lower-class demon and teen aged-satyr up until he was forty, with one eye on the mobs of children of both sexes whom he stimulated to a sensual frenzy and the other eye winking at the unerotic, commercially motivated adults who handled the money. In his act he was male and female, heterosexual and homosexual; unencumbered by modesty, he could enter everyone's dreams, promising to do everything with everyone; and, above all, he legitimized drugs, which were the real thrill that parents and policemen conspired to deny his youthful audience. He was beyond the law, moral and political, and thumbed his nose at it. Along with all this, there were nasty little appeals to the suppressed inclinations toward sexism, racism and violence, indulgence in which is not now publicly respectable."

                              Allan Bloom: The Closing Of The American Mind. Page 78

And look at what his audience, the Boomers, did later on. They created the Student Loan Travesty that exists today.

Nice going to Mick, the culture peddler.  Alexis de Tocqueville saw you coming a long time ago. And quasi intellectual Frank Zappa (Of Titties and Beer Fame) is worm's meat now, and so ain't gonna be around to defend youse neither as you try to defend your throne and reign over this garbage can society and culture.  

Democracy and Higher Education in America

A Beautiful Thing

(But at least this kid now has an open mind :)