The Giggly Poem-Re Student Loans and Suicide

This is a poem that has nothing to do with painting a house, unless of course decorating the walls with yellow and red can be viewed as such.

The poem deals with one possible solution to whole Student Loan Crisis in America today. I call it the Giggly Poem. I did it in a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme sort of style, because of the ridiculously patronizing attitude of American Law Schools towards their students.

Basically, it is about a former Law student that sticks a Benelli brand Shotgun in his mouth, and blows his brains out.

The custard being the brains of course, and the jam being the blood.

And Happy Halloween!



THE
GIGGLY POEM©

Little Jack Horner
Backed into a corner

He moans and he groans about student loans
And compounded interest,
(It just made them bigger )  J

There’s no jobs in Law,
(or outside of Law)
So he’s stuffing his maw.....
with a smelly Benelli
......go figure?

Oh! that Nasty old blastey ol’shotgun! 
With the squiggly, wiggly toes on the trigger  N

You silly old billy old boy!
EVERYONE knows a guns not a toy, but….BLAM! WHAM!
CUSTARD AND JAM!

messy, messy, mop it up.
messy, messy,
mop…....it……. up  L


(Dedicated to Touro Law School)