R U a Lurker?

Class: I've been giving some thought to lurking. The reason is this: when I'm too tired to comment on someone's blog post, I often read the post and move on. I would prefer to write a sassy, blondalicious comment, but my fingers and mind are uncooperative.

Does my behavior qualify as lurking?

Am I a lurker? R U?

I wish there was a form I could easily enter into a comment box which would excuse myself. The form would read something like this:

I never intended to lurk on your blog though it may appear that I have done so. Please accept my heartfelt apology for reading your witty, scintillating, informative, and insightful prose without attempting to comment and contribute something of value. I would be very appreciative if you hold me blameless for being a harmless lurker. Sincerely, Blog-Blond

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