This weekend many of you will flee from Miami Beach in mass exodus while others simply avoid the island like the boobonic plague. But we die-hard seasoned bitches don't let a little festivity bother us, no way. Heck, it's not like Urban Beach Week is a category five hurricane or something. Besides, Urban Beach Week is a lot safer than Extreme Republican Congressmen and Televangelists Beach Week -- an event so sinister, I bet you never even heard about it, huh?
MEMORIALIZE THIS
Colleen Dougher at Citylink writes a fabulous survey of survival tips from top folks in the local hip-hop scene.
Alex at Stuck on the Palmetto questions if increased police presence means white people are all a bunch of fearful, racist dumb fucks. Join the debate!
Please to be Fanless drnk photojournalist d00d again!
Oh, and whatever you do, don't forget to take a moment on Monday to honor those who have served our country!
Animated mock ad by Manola originally published in April 2006. Don't give me shit about this! My grandfather raised pigs and my parents ate lard!
tags: south beach, miami beach, urban beach week, memorial day
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