Blogging In Bed and Preferences Poll

Class: I'm sure you've wondered about the absence of your blondalicious teacher, right? And here's your answer: I've been busy with house guests. Definition of house guests: those who don't understand about a blogging addiction and who want to talk, eat, travel, and otherwise occupy your time.

As a matter of fact, it's not only house guests who don't understand blogging. Many people don't know the word 'blog', could care less about blogs, bloggers, and blogging, and feel that blogging is a silly waste of time. I'm shocked at the statistics which state that 8 out of 10 Americans never even read a blog! Imagine! Blogging is like breathing to me, so when I am forced to give up my blogging jones, I suffer because I love to breathe!

Today I told myself no matter what, I'm going to catch up on my blogs! As I was debating where to blog to avoid my company and the noise, I once again considered blogging in bed. My comfortable bed is where I used to blog for a period of time, and I am rather fond of blogging in bed. My posts come across as more 'intimate' when I blog from a position of comfort.

As I was mulling blogging places, blogging styles, blogging clothes, blogging situations, absurdities, etc. I decided to poll my beloved students:

Where is your favorite place to blog?

a. work
b. computer desk (vertical)
c. bed (horizontal)
d. hanging upside down in a funny bunny rabbit outfit (with cut-outs)
e. none of the above
f. alternating the above

When do you prefer to blog?

a. mornings
b. afternoons
c. evenings
d. anytime you can grab a computer
e. after midnight
f. whenever the muse strikes

What do you wear when you blog?

a. sexy lingerie
b. ratty, well-worn sweats
c. office clothes--professional attire
d. bunny rabbit costume with cut-outs
e. birthday suit

How do you blog when house guests want your attention?

a. sneak your computer into the bathroom
b. lock yourself in your bedroom
c. turn your headphones on and ignore others
d. assume an assertive stance by muzzling your guests with duct tape
e. after everyone's asleep, you blog
f. pretend to talk on the phone while your fingers type

How do you deal with those who don't understand your passion for blogging?

a. be long-suffering, kind, and sneaky
b. ignore any and all demands and keep on blogging
c. pretend to have a hearing problem
d. hand them the "Blogging Bible" and thump it a lot
e. surrender to not-blogging
f. wear your cut-out bunny rabbit suit everywhere you go
g. none of the above
h. all of the above at different times

Class, I await your response through comments, and any ideas you can offer me and the rest of your illustrious classmates.

Mr. "Humor-blogs.com": I've bet you've got some great ideas. Fork em over!