Don't laugh! Absolutely adorable Anna from across the pond knows that sex toys aren't always the key to happiness!SPERMALICIOUS
It's official! Sex and the Beach has crossed over into six digits, receiving 100,000 page loads this afternoon! Eh, seriously, who cares? What's 100K when some jackass jerking off at internet porn produces up to 500 million sperm?
So in honor of this momentous non-ejaculatory event, I'd like to ponder the following questions:
1. Would Rainman count each and every sperm?
2. What if fertility clinics had Technorati rankings? "Over 71 million sperm, some of them have to be good."
3. Can "sorry, I'm allergic to your sperm" be a good break-up line?
4. We know sperm is vegan but is a strap-on kosher?
5. Will insurance companies cover repetitive stain injuries on a fluffer?
STRAPPING FELLAS
Speaking of fluff, huff and puff, there's a new kid in town: South Beach Man Whore just started blogging about his sex life in HoBe, which I sorely needed to live vicariously, since HoBe Boobette, one of my dearest hos, found true love and moved to Hollywood, California. Move over, Adam Carolla: I see White Dade and Man Whore hosting the HoBe Man Show!
WHAT TO DO WHEN ACCOSTED BY A MONSTER
zOMG, would this be Manola's kid or what? Such chutzpah at a tender age!
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