Have you ever been stuck in a drive-thru, a dental appointment or a divorce proceeding and wondered:
"What would Manola say about this?"
Well, wonder no more! Manola is coming to a local paper near you!
City Link Magazine has latched onto the cervical lining of Manola to cover SoFla when it comes to all matters sexy great and small, starting March 7!
Yeah, first I used to say, "You won't see me on the side of the bus, I AM THE BUS."
Well, wouldn't ya know? Hell, now I really am the fucking BUS!
In between really serious correspondent work in Africa, Panderson Pooper managed to squeeze in an interview with Manola.
"What's it really like, lady?"
"Oh shit. Now I have to be like all fucking serious and stuff," Manola said. "It's been a long time coming. Ya know, as a freelance writer, I sucked a lot of proverbial dick. Man, I lived on faith, scrambled testicles and scotch bonnet pepper sauce till the paychecks came home."
tags: sex, miami, writing
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