Manola's author will be on hiatus due to personal difficulties, but don't worry, she's not hanging it all up just yet. She'll be back soon and better than ever! In the meantime, please enjoy the following classic Manola.
Caveass Emptor: If He Smells, Tastes and Feels Like Shit, Refrain from Relationship
South Beach Imposes Cellulite Fines on Imperfect Tourists and Launches BMI Checkpoints
An Embarrasment of Bitches: Beachhattan Lifestyle Boasts Jerks Who Love Perks
Blow Jobs Rate High on South Florida Prosperity Index
Ocean Drive Magazine Denies Existence of Hairy Vaginas
Food Foe Kate Moss Warms Up to the Plate with Real South Beach Diet
City of Miami Beach To Fund Pubic Hair Removal in Sanitation Policy
Colin Farrell's Penis To Partake in Structural Engineering Study Sponsored by Pfizer
Paleontologists Unearth Rare Carnivorous Raptor Sporting Jurrasic Hair Extensions
Mind-Blowing Beach Sex Saves Miami-Dade County Commissioners Thousands in Civic Expenditures
Jaundiced Tranny Bozo Found Posing for South Beach Escort Ads
South Beach Miniskirt Crisis Boosts Imports of Antibacterial Fabric in Aftermath of Vaginal Excretion Epidemic
South Beach Grouper Gropes Unsuspecting Gays Unleashing Apocalyptic Wrath
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