Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Lavish Me With Gifts

manola blablablanik

Tomorrow, November 9, is my birthday. Feel free to send me all or any of the following.

Manolo Blahniks, any style, size 8 wide.
Heidi Klum's metabolism.
Perfume by Guerlain, Aqua Allegoria line.
Nightly serenades from Cyan or another wizard of music.
A lifetime supply of the finest Alvarinho wine.
A year-long shopping spree at Epicure Market.
Colin Farrell's penis.
Airline tickets to Barcelona.
Weekly massage therapy.

Is that too much to ask? Heck, who am I kidding? Cheap champagne and fried chicken will do just fine!

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