Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Only in Miami: Local Rag Gives Free Boob Job!

BREAKING NEWS! The Miami New Times has just announced a tasteless promotional shtick to give one lucky girl the one must-have Miami accessory: FAKE TITS!

New Times Breast Augmentation Contest

Come, on. You know you want 'em. You know you want to go under the knife for a pair of goop-filled freezer bags! You know that if you only had bigger, rounder, stiffer knockers, you'd be automatically catapulted into the fabulous lifestyle of vapid women!

What are you waiting for? Besides, aren't you sick of using the newspaper to stuff your bra and wipe your ass?

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