Manola News recently obtained medical transcripts from Colin's latest therapy session. Eminent psychologist, Dr. Shrink Mai Pinga, sits with legs demurely crossed and asks Colin a few diagnostic questions. Colin, showing how hard it is for him to cross his legs, answered each question truthfully, without divagation.
Shrink: "What did you have for breakfast today?"
Colin: "Granola Manola."
Shrink: "What did you have for lunch today?"
Colin: "Pink Taco a la Manola."
Shrink: "What will you be drinking at happy hour?"
Colin: "A pint of guinness with a Manola chaser."
Shrink: "What are you planning on having for dinner?"
Colin: "Bangers and Manola."
Shrink: "Aha."
Walking over to his desk, Dr. Shrink Mai Pinga jots some notes down in the patient's folder. After a few minutes, Colin begins to wiggle in his seat.
Colin: "So, am I a sick fuck or can I go now?"
Shrink: "You're fine. Get the hell out my office and give Manola my regards!"
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