Golden Phallus

Kate Moss brought a golden dildo. That's SO gaudy, SO Vegas and SO tasteless Trump. The sex-savvy know that brushed stainless steel is the elegant dildo du jour.

Nevertheless, could she possibly have been inspired by this golden phallus?



Gawk all you want, it will only fit in the mouth of a sperm whale. And call Manola crazy, but no orifice on Kate Moss or similarly anorexic models could possibly accommodate such an organ.

But what if it were a Trojan Horse piñata? Let's break it open and scramble for condoms!

see it for yourself at World Erotic Art Museum

photo courtesy of Metroblogging Miami

gossip courtesy of I Don't Like You That Way